epipen emergency

a type of blowjob in which you take the epipen from a femal that has a peanut allergies then you stick your penis in a jar of peanut butter then make her blow you and make her finish you off before she dies then toss the epipen at her

man last night i was chillin with my girl and she said she wanted to give me a epipen emergency

by hehqhsheh2bs December 19, 2019

Dirty Emeric

When a man has a lot of dirty thoughts about a woman, but won't date her or speak to her, because he thinks he isn't ready.

Uhhh, that guy pulled a dirty Emeric on my friend!

by Love&Sex August 22, 2020

meta-emergentism

Proposal that free will is asymmetric self-similarity-from-the-future.

Whereas emergentism is NOT emergence meta-emergentism is meta-emergence.

by fightfacilities November 7, 2020

stochastic-emergentism

A paradigm in which momentum comes from the future; whereas force comes from the past.

Stochastic-emergentism declares that whereas momentum is unevenly distributed along a line; force is evenly distributed along a line.

This means that force is unevenly distributed along a plane.

The uneven distribution of force along a plane manifests itself as temperature change.

by fightfacilities November 15, 2020

Two-egger

A person who always follows the rules. They would never use three eggs in a two egg recipe. Even if three eggs would make a better batter.

Val would never pass that slow ass car on this curve. She's such a two-egger.

by Dangerdog Wolftoucher December 31, 2020

Easter Egger

A derogatory term for a man with a small dick

Joba: Man,,you’re such an easter egger
Galactic: How would you know?
Joba: Dunno, just guessing.
Jotaro: yare yare...you both are stupid

by Doppy the parappa kinnie 😰 April 4, 2021

cohen eggert

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“sheeeeeesh” “i know” “omg what are you doing step-bro?” cohen eggert means it means means means that 8 + 9= 420

by welcome to chillies April 24, 2021