domestico

Half-witted prick with an attitude.

Hey, why are y... FUCK ALL OF YOU!! I'M DELETING DJORA RIGHT NOW!!!!111

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

domeskees

A blow job

That bitch is gonna give me some domeskees

by KoolHand January 30, 2009

Datesume

A datesume is a mix between a date and resume. A datesume is on-line profile that you would use on an on-line dating website to try to attract or get the attention of your target audience.

Lisa worked long and hard on her datesume to project the perfect positive representation of herself to attract the perfect partner.

by CDUBS74 October 1, 2009

Domesticasian

An Asian person who has assimilated completely into North American culture.

Guy 1: Dude, there are so many Asians in our Finance class.

Guy 2: It's OK, they're mostly domesticasians, so they won't destroy the curve too much.

by El Verde January 27, 2010

Domestiphobe

Someone who is afraid of housework (i.e. cleaning)

person 1: ew. look at this person's house! it's disgustingly dirty!
person 2: yea.. the homeowner is a domestiphobe

by RTMO January 9, 2011

detesticle

The act of wanting to rip off the balls of something that is extremely annoying. It can be a person, a song, an item, anything your imagination can conjure up.

I just wanna detesticle Beyoncé's song "Put a ring on it" cuz that shit's annoying.

I'm gonna detesticle you like gorillas do in the wild if you don't get out my face nut ballz!

by Gorilla's Milk is Sweet January 14, 2011

Domestic Warlord

The Charlie Sheen of all things domestic & home related. Particularly with a propensity toward kitchen related activities.

"Holy fuck, Courtney is a Domestic Warlord! She just whipped up a Mexican feast! And she folded the washing!"

by Ryfi sound system December 30, 2011