a dose of the Leons

The name given to an attack of diarrhoea, stemming from the slang term 'The Trots'

Full term is 'a dose of the Leon Trotskys'

Sorry i didn't go out last night, i had a dose of the Leons...'

by mrbruceman May 17, 2009

Jaywilsons-disease

Similar to lucasitis.

When a game director chooses to make a sequel of a previous successful game and releases a disappointment.

This is due to:

- not including/changing several features that made its predecessor so good
- balancing the game around a greedy pay2win formula
- having a lacking endgame
- not adding promised features after the game's launch.

"Hey man, how's diablo III nowadays, wanna go farm some legendaries later?"

"Nah, the game's still suffering from Jaywilsons-disease. The treatments they are administering don't seem to be working anymore and the game is slowly losing the will to live."

by deadhorse12 December 30, 2012

Boyfriend Disease

A condition characterized by first, always needing a boyfriend, and, second, giving complete and total attention to said boyfriend. Symptoms usually include: loss of friends, annoying snaps and posts, and an awful boyfriend who looks like he stinks.

I really miss Michael. I haven't seen him in ages because he has boyfriend disease.

by Grandma430 November 26, 2017

JMoney disease

JMoney disease is a non-contiguous infection that causes an endless hunger. You may gain over 7 times your normal weight. The only known cure is to exercise, eat healthy, and don't play Fortnite.

Damn cuh, stop eating so much or you'll catch JMoney disease.

by El Cheque November 17, 2019

lethal dose

lifetime supply

a person allergic to peanuts can eat one and never have to buy food or eat again making it a life time supply
lethal dose: is a lifetime supply

by If you think about it February 5, 2021

Officeheimer's Disease

In close relation to Kitchenheimer's; this is when you hectically run around your office in circles with an agenda filled to the max but of all work you simply don't know where to start and thereby forgetting the most fundamental things of life...

Oh gosh - it's almost 5 p.m., I forgot to EAT and I still try to get at least ONE thing done today... it must be Officeheimer's Disease, that's for sure!

by Panatlantica January 26, 2009

Wimpleton's Disease

A physical condition in which urine continues leaking from the urethra after the individual believes they have finished urinating and dressed themselves. The condition often leaves obvious wet spots on the victim's clothes and can be an embarrassment in any social interaction. Heavy coffee drinkers notice an increase in the condition with an increase in consumption.

"Boy this coffee tastes great. It's really helping me prepare for our exams. Oh Christ! It looks like I'm getting a case of "Wimpleton's Disease." Look at this wet spot!"

by outhouse May 7, 2009