pearl diving

After ejaculating at the bottom of a pool, you go up for air then return to explore for your floating treasure and scoop it up to enjoy later.

Pearl Diving is also used to conceal your dirty deed.

by Max Urban December 10, 2006

101st Wuss Division

A division in the Military just for pale, skinny, anemic, usually pothead high schoolers that brag about going to basic training and having the same time to go to school.

Pvt. Dumbass: Hey, i'm in the army
Me: no, you're 16
Pvt. Dumbass: So, I am a seargent!*shows badge purchused from a military surplus store*
Me: Thats a captian badge...
Pvt. Dumbass: HAH! They're no captians in the ARMY, thats the NAVY, retard!
Me: okay, whatever...

by Brian Johnson November 15, 2003

screaming divit

when your screwing a girl, and you've jsut climaxed, you grab a fist of as much public hair of hers you can, and see how much you can pull off while yelling "FOUR!"

johnny did a sreaming divit on mary

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

diving board eyes

When someone is crosseyed.

I couldn't tell if that bitch was talking to me. And once I figured it out, I didn't know which eye to look at. Because she had diving board eyes.

by 00g June 2, 2008

Division III

Something that you're supposed to spend all year doing, but really only work on the last month before it's due.

I should be working on my Division III

by aemilyl December 9, 2008

divitos

Divitos is the nickname of a white hat hacker and more recently game developer. He is known best for his role in uncovering an exploit in facebooks posting system, and in twitches account system.

Guy 1: Oh shit, is divitos gonna hack us?
Guy 2: Naw man, he's whitehat.

by Matcat December 26, 2013

Divinotechnology

Divinotechnology, also referred as Divinotech and Divine Technology, is a technology, similar to psiontechnology, that would work on divine level, using of divine properties or divine-like properties to work. Divinotechnology is considered as an advanced form of psiontechnology and spiritotechnology, that could be able to be used for several goals and means, such as like enable humanity to reach a Type IV or Type V civilization on Kardashev scale. Divinotechnology is still considered as hypothetical and theoretical, such as spiritotechnology, psiontechnology, extraphysical technology, extraphysical computing and all other technologies related to them or related to extraphysical mechanics, psionmechanics/psionics , spirituality and divinity.

"Divinotechnology is one of the goals of divinialism, divinotechnology is one of the goals of a Type IV and Type V civilization on Kardashev scale, where the civilization is on the divine level of existence and can do a lot of things on divine level of existence, such as enable to change the environment, the world, the universe and the multiverse at will, and the ones who are divine ones on lower levels would return to their homes on divine level and at the same time, everyone would be divine and live as the divine as well."

by Full Monteirism May 4, 2021