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distracted approval

When you ask your distracted manager (interrupted by skype, email, cell phone call, etc) half-heartedly approves your request in order to make you go away.
When I talked to Sylvia this morning, I got a distracted approval to go ahead with the plans. But I better remind her about it.
by textwoman May 20, 2011
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Distrottled

Mr. Nelson was very distrottled one morning when he saw a sheepwolf.
by Melony Clark June 21, 2011
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Distrinution

The inability to distribute something in an effective and timely manner. The word is a truncation of distribution (ie distri, from the Latin> not to try), and minutia meaning small or minor in detail.
Flyer Distrinution
Hello Folks,
I think we are setting a dangerous trend with our flyers by not getting them in the customers hand prior to or at least by the effective date?????????? This is two months in a row we will be 7 to 10 days past the effective date getting them in the customers hands??? We need to have them in house by the 15th of the month prior to the effective date in order to make this happens. I have not had any major complaints but if this trend continues we can expect this to become an unacceptable issue with some of our accounts!! One example is Doosan as they reminded me last print we were late and I made up a believable excuse to pacify them and here we will be late again this print. I feel we are pushing the print date out in an effort to add last minute product but I think being punctual with our delivery should be our number one priority and we need to establish a drop dead date we will go to print each month and abide by it, no exceptions!!!
by Lexicalann September 26, 2011
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distractery

Distracting someone from something you might have said or done (usually something embarrassing) by using flattery.
Jim: Hey mate. Long time no see. Nice new hair style!
Charlie: Thanks but it's a wig. I have alopecia. It started a few weeks ago...
Jim: Oh. Uh... You're looking slender these days! Have you been working out?
Charlie: No, the Doctor thinks it's a wasting disease, but I'm waiting for test results.
Jim: Err. Well. You've got a very pretty mou--
Charlie: --STOP WITH THE DISTRACTERY ALREADY!
by movingparts November 28, 2012
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disturbate

Disturbing somebody while they are masturbating. This usually happens when a guy has a complete hard-on, though far from ejaculation, and someone just pops up into his private space.
(Pat suddenly breaks into the room while Sam is watching porn and stroking his tool.)
Pat: Sam! Sorry to disturbate you but your mother's here.
Sam: WTF!
by virtualvirtue January 16, 2013
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distrupted

A disturbing interruption usually done to a person when they are very busy.
I hate getting "Distrupted" in school while I'm trying to take an exam.
by aunt acid July 6, 2014
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disturbisexy

something that makes you uncomfortably horny.
Did you see the size of that dildo she used it was disturbing and hot it was disturbisexy.

Timmy's Grandma is looking good!, She is surprisingly disturbisexy.
by Ryder13 August 18, 2016
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