I am suffering from constipation, and I would like to clear it out with this Diego tool, which has an extra large head for those tight spots.
by eclectica January 3, 2004
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A scrawny little Mexican ghetto kid who likes to joke about his abnormally large penis when in reality it is only 2 inches long.
"Oh ya, I had sex with diego last night"
"Oh how was it"
"Horrible, He was really hyping it up but his size was a disappointment"
"Oh how was it"
"Horrible, He was really hyping it up but his size was a disappointment"
by Yolkydoughnut July 1, 2014
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1. When three gay men suck each other off in a big homosexual orgy while a fourth gay man reads aloud from Perez Hilton's blog.
2. The sexual act of fucking the shit out of a dead male tiger
3. An attempt to sneak a grasshopper (otherwise known as a Mexican) into american soil, only to be pulled over by a black police officer and engaging in a gay interracial three way.
2. The sexual act of fucking the shit out of a dead male tiger
3. An attempt to sneak a grasshopper (otherwise known as a Mexican) into american soil, only to be pulled over by a black police officer and engaging in a gay interracial three way.
1. Don: Hey, did you read Perez' new blog entry?
Matt: No, Juan read it while Tom, Bill, and I engaged in a San Diego Sausage Roll
2. Dude, Charlie Sheen is fucked up. Not only does he have a tiger's blood, he had a San Diego Sausage Roll with it before siphoning the blood to balance the cocaine in his Martian wizard system.
3. When my landscaper was caught by border patrol, we had a San Diego Sausage Roll to get him off the hook. I think the nigger gave me AIDS
Matt: No, Juan read it while Tom, Bill, and I engaged in a San Diego Sausage Roll
2. Dude, Charlie Sheen is fucked up. Not only does he have a tiger's blood, he had a San Diego Sausage Roll with it before siphoning the blood to balance the cocaine in his Martian wizard system.
3. When my landscaper was caught by border patrol, we had a San Diego Sausage Roll to get him off the hook. I think the nigger gave me AIDS
by noctus_vampyro November 23, 2011
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Verb-
to usurp,
to cut out a middle man or otherwise remove someone from a money-making enterprise against their will
to steal someone's connection
Used in reference to the actions and character of Diego in the movie Blow.
to usurp,
to cut out a middle man or otherwise remove someone from a money-making enterprise against their will
to steal someone's connection
Used in reference to the actions and character of Diego in the movie Blow.
(A) "I don't need you anymore. I'm talking to him directly"
(B) "Aw man, I knew you would diego me."
(B) "Aw man, I knew you would diego me."
by beezack April 3, 2011
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