diamond cookie

a strain of weed that fucks you up, is mood lifting and one of the few strains that don’t make your eyes and mouth dry

yuh bro, got any of that diamond cookie? Shit got me baked...

by issagaurdbih October 14, 2017

lady diamond

The logical extension of "lady wood"...because a diamond is harder than wood ...and the obvious relationship to the small hard jewel (the man in the boat) between a woman's legs.

She woke up with lady diamond having dreamed of him all night long

by foodie52 October 22, 2017

diamond hugo

Strange person that makes Llama and dieing walrus noises. He has a minecraft youtube channel and also reviews Llama mods and occasionally makes roblox troll videos. A diamond hugo is the greatest creature on earth.

Ew its a diamond hugo.

by hugomaseter June 2, 2017

crapping diamonds

An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.

A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.

by rasputin1952 June 19, 2017

diamond stoner

Bitch with a little dick

Diamond stoner was in ma house last night

by Sjakakowwlamm December 12, 2017

diamonds

dat thing girls only want like aint no dick or no money just some diamonds dats all em bitches want these days

UGly mincreafter: HEy girl
Girl: ew your mum gay
Ungly minecraft: but my ass got 2 stacks of diamonds
girl: nigga get your dick out and lets fuck

by Kylemuncher May 7, 2018

Holy Diamond

The Holy Diamond is a series of piercings which is all connected by 14 karot gold chains. The series starts at the ceptum, a small bar septum which goes to mid nostril on both sides. Then two chains from each side connect down to lower lip rings (yes this does make it hard to eat, but it’s a great weight loss program). From the lip rings it goes to the nips, then down from the nips it all connects and finishes up at the bellybutton

Zach: Did you see Paul’s Holy Diamond?

Daria: Yes! I can’t believe he actually got his nipples pierced for that!!

by bettytheyettislayer May 8, 2018