diamond joe

Cowboy useage: rum, heard in old cowboys songs from time to time.

order a diamond joe, joe.

by jrw February 25, 2005

Diamond

Another word for bellend. Often used around public places so that it does not offend others.

*Laura falls into a cupboard*
Sheree: You're such a diamond!!!

by Shezeroo September 27, 2010

The Black Diamond

The act of talking a hit and a drag in the same breath, holding it in, then talking a shot, a 5 hour energy/Red Line, drinking a beer, then exhaling. at the same time you can say, if you have smoked weed, cigs, drank alc and done an upper, you can say that you have done "The Black Diamond" that night.

Student 1: Hey, whats there to do at SJSU?
Student 2: Nothing, so lets do drugs

Student 1: Sweet! lets do "The Black Diamond!"

by pibbxtra November 21, 2011

diamond

a good gift to get girls to do whatever u want them too/ a girls best friend

Bob: here's a diamond ring. *opens box*
Scarlette: OK, ill have sex with u now...

by SeXii Ma June 6, 2004

Diamond Wings

Awarded for having sexual intercourse with a married women.

I had sex with David's wife yesterday, so I earned my Diamond Wings.

by Captain Anusfur November 2, 2008

diamond in the ruff

The act of licking cum off a hemorrhoid

To celebrate gay marriage law in NY, Gary gave his husband a "diamond in the ruff".

by old man selva June 28, 2011

Diamond Cutter

A penis so small that when aroused is hard enough to cut through a diamond, the opposite of a Tim.

Andrew Kevin Martin has a Diamond Cutter, he left those bitches cut up worse then a bunch of niggers.

by Big Six April 3, 2007