coffee

a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone forever.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

by bloodypixy December 6, 2017

Coffee Cup

Bullshit

That class was a load of Coffee Cup

by CoffeeCup22 January 19, 2018

Coffeemate

Noun. A cutsey, nonbinary term for a significant other who is obsessed with coffee and dislikes the term date mate and is too soon for the term partner.

Hello, this is my coffeemate, (name).

by VictorySea January 25, 2021

Stripper Coffee

A drive up espresso stand where the baristas are scantily clad. This is usually bikinis, lingerie, or pasties. The best ones will flash to varying degrees for a proper tip.

My $20 latte from Stripper Coffee was ok, but her titties were sweet.

by dale 2010 December 14, 2009

Milky Coffee

Backwards teabagging for two lesbians

i just paid those to lesbians to milky coffee each other

by chloetheflame May 21, 2011

Sunny Coffee

Awesome; Sunny Coffee is the premier coffee available all over the word.
Banned in some countries due to it's exotic nature

Hey Taylor, Imma happy for you but Sunny Coffee is the BEST coffee ever

Best coffee ever

by CEO of Sunny Enterprises June 6, 2011

meth coffee

When so much coffee grounds are used to brew coffee that the coffee has meth like stimulant effects, causing hyperactivity, increased heart rate, and paranoia.

I needed a little kick before my business meeting, so I brewed upo some meth coffee.

by FolkandFlipFlops June 16, 2014