cryptofuglet

A fuglet on social media

Damn, that cryptofuglet needs his mama

by shitball487o November 16, 2018

cryptonight

What your undertaker-beau sorrowfully tells you when he is obliged to decline your request for a "moonlight stroll" because he has an urgent job in the burial-cellar of the monastery that will likely keep him busy till well past midnight. A really "heavy" statement that totally "weighs you down" emotionally, but what are ya gonna do?

My main squeeze unexpectedly hadda assist da local priest in giving last rights to a recently-deceased fellow member of the clergy in the church basement this evening, and so he was obliged to sadly shake his head and tearfully tell me, "cryptonight". He did manage to get done with said job a bit earlier than he'd expected, though, and so he was eventually able to race home and change and then come and pick me up, after all; due to the late hour, we couldn't have a full-length date like we normally would, of course, but at least we still got to stretch out on the quiet wharf for half an hour, savoring the soft lapping of the waves on the pilings, and gazing up at all da friendly twinkling stars.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018

cryptal

A fortnite bot

Cryptal is such a bot

by Avrxy January 25, 2019

Crypto-prostitute

Someone (especially a woman) who uses their sex appeal to get people to buy things for them, usually in the form of letting men take them out and spoil them without any real intention to pursue a relationship or even have sex. It's all for the material benefit.

She maintains the social value of a virgin while reaping the rewards of an escort.

She naturally hates sexually liberated women for them undercutting her business and denounces them as sluts accordingly.

She thinks she's better than the sluts who just put out on the first date, but considering the money the guys she leads on put into her, they would get way better value for money just getting as escort. She's just a crypto-prostitute, man.

by ApricotFields May 22, 2019

Crypto-philanthropy

Noun

Non-profit social media funded program to promote the welfare of others, using the funding gained to help others and create more media to increase the scope of the project.

F.R.E.E (Furthering Research Empowering Everybody) Is a Crypto-philanthropy project that uses social media to help society in various ways.

We are F.R.E.E

Wearethe.co.uk

by F.R.E.E June 1, 2019

Cryptohop

Not in the urban dictionary

When you hop really high

Woah did you just see billy cryptohop

by Sweekner July 3, 2019

CryptMC

A very dead minecraft server with toxic factions such as Ziper and Milk. The owner didn't do anything expect receiveing money from the server first day of release.

Cryptmc is gay

by MinecraftServerDefintions September 26, 2019