the crusty bin

its the lost and found bin its (crusty) know one wants it because the items inside are (unused),(forgotten) and unbelievably (crusty).
person one: " i cant find my hoodie"

person two: "did you check the crusty bin?"
by low_kin_4fourty7 January 08, 2019
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Your bread's crusty

An insult used towards a male or female has multiple STI's from their own fault.
by Doctor Defenition April 27, 2018
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A Crusty Garcia

When a latino women licks the ass crust of a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he he hasn't wiped in a few weeks. (His name doesn't have to be Gracia)
Damn I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night. He made be me lick his asshole. It was a Crusty Garcia
by Gaming Hams January 19, 2017
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Crusty Earmuffs

When a woman has failed to clean all ejaculate from one or both ears after receiving fuzzy sidetone.

Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.
A week after I gave her fuzzy sidetone in her sleep, she went to the doctor to check her hearing. He didn't even need his light to see she had crusty earmuffs. He recommended she get me that damn beer on the way home!
by PetesMom February 09, 2013
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Crusty Onion Ring

The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop noodle
Damn, that girls poopy butt hole left me with a Crusty Onion Ring.
by Fry McFryguy May 30, 2018
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crusty flick

A rocket league maneuveour
Person 1: "Yo Zach I just did a crusty flick"
Person 2 (zach) : " Yo I smell awful all the time"
by Dingleflap69420 October 27, 2020
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crusty cumrag

What you get after beating your meat in 2020 for the 1234567th time. What did the meat do to you?
Fuck. My crusty cumrag needs a wash...with my CUM!!!!
by ham s-wich February 20, 2021
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