crunchster

A combination of crunchy, granola, hippie with hipster overtones. An eco-hipster.

Minneapolis is full of bike-riding, organic food-loving, tattooed, disaffected crunchsters with great taste in music.

by yoursaladisready September 29, 2009

crunchy peanut butter

The Superior peanut butter. Change my fucking mind

Person: I like crunchy peanut butter
Literally Everyone: You are a disappointment to society

by AgarPughead September 28, 2020

crunching chips

staying up wayyy too late talking to a friend on the phone

“Why were you up so damn late last night?!”
“Sorry I was crunching chips with a friend”

by cylerguy May 3, 2021

carrot crunching cowboy

A man who enjoys another mans penis in his mouth. He enjoys nibbling on the other mans bellend. He would also be described as a gay, sailor, homosexual or prick.

That Grant is a carrot crunching cowboy, i hate the bastard.
Come on then you carrot crunching cowboy lets go some.

by AAnnoonn June 11, 2006

crutchie

A person (usually a male) with a cripple fetish, the term being akin to "plushie." The sexual attraction can apply to a variety of the physically and emotionally afflicted, ranging from those temporarily disabled by knee surgery and sporting a knee brace and crutches, to full quadriplegics in automated wheelchairs, to the elderly who use canes or walkers. On the emotional spectrum, highly codependent women are often objects of desire.

Dan's not into hood rats or club girls--he's a crutchie. He's cruising the ER for a hot mangled chick to take home and bang.

by BHWHM June 24, 2010

Chunch

The sound a Prince Albert makes when it smashes into your teeth.

August: Bro I gotta leave to go the the dentist.
Me: Dang you alright?
August: Took and early Chunch and chipped a tooth.

by #fingerlickingood October 19, 2019

crunchworthy

Adj. Someone or something deserving attention from the masses.

1. Auguste and willies performance in Dressed to Kill was truly crunchworthy, so says many of their critics.

by k- tac August 6, 2007