catholic crunch

Where the logo of Captain Crunch goes to pray for Jesus

Yum Catholic Crunch is great in church!!🙂

by Aidanc242 March 24, 2018

banana nut crunch

the act of kicking a guy in the groin

dude, why are you holding yourself?

i called janie a bitch and she banana nut crunch'ed me!

by yachtmen December 9, 2008

crucial muggin earmuffs

To refer to oral stimulation of the male genetalia used in cases when someone is just acting foolish.

Dude: I'm about to catch that crucial muggin earmuffs tonight man
Dude 2:Huh?!
Dude: You know man, that bop son.

by Pville69 November 24, 2007

crunchy

putting your foot in your mouth after saying something inappropriate

I bet you feel crunchy after making gay jokes around Jim's homosexual dad.

by KD November 14, 2002

crunchy black

noun: when you roll up a crack rock in a blunt wrap and smoke it.

Kid: How am i supposed to consume these crack rocks?

Dealer: You can roll it into a crunchy black!

by krayz walz February 4, 2008

Cranch

Noun-
The aroma of dried semen that permeates around the room.
adj-Cranchy

Dude, you should have washed your sheets last weekend, the cranch is killing me.

Adj- Your towel is smelling extra cranch today Rob.

by Baconb February 15, 2009

Las Cruces

A desert community made up of rich middle aged and old people from California, the natives who hate them, the mexicans who make up the entire minimum wage work force and steal jobs from wholesome protestants, and their kids who write on gutters in the outskirts of town.

"Hey, want to go to Las Cruces this weekend?"

"I'd rather go straight to hell and be sodomized by satan."

by Insane-sam October 27, 2008