by Mr. Britt February 28, 2011
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Verb: canopus(sed;sing)
Adjective: canopussy
Verb: canopus(sed;sing)
Adjective: canopussy
That scraggy old man is canopussing Tim's dog.
During his childhood, Allen used to canopus his Danish Labrador whenever his parents would go out.
"...and Benedict beamed through his bushy moustache, appearing canopussy and content." - The Great Gatsby
During his childhood, Allen used to canopus his Danish Labrador whenever his parents would go out.
"...and Benedict beamed through his bushy moustache, appearing canopussy and content." - The Great Gatsby
by The Oxford Dictionary (c) January 18, 2013
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Non Fan: Why is everyone so bitchy today?
Non Fan 2: I think there was a game or something.
Fan: The Canucks fucking lost ok? This canointment gets worse every year.
Fan 2: I feel like shit.
Non Fan 2: I think there was a game or something.
Fan: The Canucks fucking lost ok? This canointment gets worse every year.
Fan 2: I feel like shit.
by 43 years and counting May 8, 2013
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by Safety guy August 19, 2013
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Derived from two words: Canuck and Nookie
The act of having sex with a Canadian that involves maple syrup, singing the Canadian national anthem, and 'going for a rip' prior to or following said act.
Derived from two words: Canuck and Nookie
The act of having sex with a Canadian that involves maple syrup, singing the Canadian national anthem, and 'going for a rip' prior to or following said act.
So last night I went for a rip with this Canadian girl, we got some maple syrup on the way back, and ended the night with some canookie.
by Lolyrot August 4, 2014
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-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.
by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015
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