Craptastic

Something or someone that is a little bit crappy and a little bit fantastic.

I had the most craptastic day yesterday, everything was going crappy then the most fantastic thing happened.

by SD Beauty Gal January 6, 2012

CRAPTASTICAL

adj. Excessively unpleasant, extraordinarily disgusting, extravagantly horrible or unbelievably awful.

Oh great! This is just CRAPTASTICAL...my toilet is flooding and I have a hot date who is about to show up any minute.

by SKyway Sherpa March 6, 2012

craptastic

used to describe something that is so bad it it extremely entertaining due to obvious mistakes or complete lack of skill.

Did you see that movie? It was Craptastic!

by revbqjNm;qew September 29, 2012

Craptacular

Much like the inverse of a killtacular, this is a word used to describe one's amazing ability to fail so hard at a first person shooter, that they manage to die/lose 5 times in 5 seconds.

Player 1: Dude I'm going for a Killtacular!

Player 2: More like a Craptacular...

by FiG-Scorn October 9, 2013

Craptastic

Sarcastic word use: When your having a bad day and things are not getting better.

Friend 1: what wrong?

Y/N: I just got my period and I wearing white pants.

Friend 1: I'm so srry

Y/N: that okay im just having a craptastic day.

by Wat2say August 16, 2014

craptastrophe

When something goes terribly wrong and makes a gigantic mess that, typically, one individual is left to clean up. As parents of babies and small children know, this phrase has a literal meaning. Small children occasionally have explosive bowel movements which, literally, leaves poo everywhere. This phrase is also a family-friendly replacement to "sh*$ hit the fan," which presumably is only a figurative statement.

1. Johnny woke up in the middle of the night with a stomach bug. It was a real craptastrophe!

There was a craptastrophe at work. My project completely disappeared from my computer.

by ProfDAR September 24, 2014

craptain morgan

When you take a crap while standing with your right foot propped onto the back of the toilet. I.E. To shit like a captain.

Cindy doesn't know why there's poop water all over the floor. It's because Richard took a Craptain Morgan and water splashed everywhere.

by Sawboss800 April 27, 2016