loudoun county

The best county in Northern VA! Ashburn is the best, followed by Broadlands, and then Lauren's house.

"Loudounites are so much cooler than Fairfaxians."

by :O May 31, 2003

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clayton county

The funniest county yet my dude. Everyone wants to be like them. You can't compare clay co to anyone

Person : Mannnnn , I hate Henry County

Person 2: Bruh , me too , I wish I went to Clayton County

Person 1: Exact man

by yanaakid April 16, 2017

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Orange County

The best fuckin' place in the world. Very diverse but very fun. Unlike L.A.

It's my OC
It's your OC
All the other towns can see
That Orange County..
Is the place to be!!

by Tv-Raised February 8, 2007

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A county in California...it's really small, really boring, and really gay. Lots of pot heads because there's nothing to do, and we get days out of school to celebrate a fair that jumps frogs. We have a pow wow which is a show for rocks, and lots of out county is just feilds. We have really curvy roads which we all drive like crazy on. It takes us a few minuets to get to a lake, but 45 to an hour to get to a mall, movie or anything fun. Lots of cows, cool sunsets, lots of deputies...yes deputies, that don't get us in trouble for shit. We all say dude, chick, awesome, man, weird, fag and yeah a lot.

calaveras county kid: Dude you wanna go to the Frog Jump and smoke some pot behind the bathrooms?
calaveras county kid2: what man? hahaha im so stoned
calavreas county kid3: yeah man, awesome!
city kid: wtf is a frog jump?
calaveras county kids 1, 2, 3:hahaha you're so lame

by chy October 25, 2005

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BROWARD COUNTY WIGGER

an unfortunate lost sole, which of whom resides in broward county florida (FT LAUDERDALE) and other less fortunate surrounding areas between the confines of boca raton and miami ;this particular believes he can rap, gang bang,sell drugs, slap bitches, and is usually found with a (low Boi) hair fade, with a low-cut beard ;SEE RICK ROSS ( white version, if there was such a thing) ;This individual truly believes he is the next best thing to melted cheese since Marshall Mathers; This particular usually tends to lust after CHONGAS, a rare breed of hispanic women found in Hialeah Florida: SEE CHONGAS; this individual usually has 5 children 2 baby mamas, and hates his mother

I got picked up on my bench warrant from Dade, had to sit five nites in BCJ wit a BROWARD COUNTY WIGGER til I got extradited;

by JONNY COCKTAILS September 15, 2010

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Montgomery County

A fabulous county in Pennsylvania. One of the richest, and part of the Delaware Valley, less commonly known as the Philadelphia metro area. Montgomery, likes its nearby sister Bucks, is both rural and suburban with many similar characteristics. Its biggest claim to fame is that it is the only county in the state of PA with the greatest amount of retail. Yeah it beats out Pittsburgh, big time. Have you ever heard of King of Prussia? It is the largest mall in the country based on actual retail space. The Mall of America is only larger since it has an amusement park. And the Philadelphia Premium Outlets are just up the road. Suburban Square, the oldest outdoor shopping center in the country is found in Ardmore, along the ritzy Main Line. But shopping isn't the only notable thing about Montgomery. It has acres of open space, and the vast Green Lane Reservoir Park up north in the Upper Perkiomen Valley. Not to mention the fact that Montco (its abbreviation by locals) is one of the fastest growing counties in PA. Plus its got heavily-rooted German heritage, as noted in the towns of Schwenksville, Lederach and Souderton. The only drawbacks might be the oppressive congestion on Rt. 422 and extensive suburban sprawl. But who cares! Montgomery County has it all!

Those who live in Montgomery County are blessed with some of the best shopping in the U.S. and a stellar quality of life.

by aquarius32 December 31, 2009

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