coco the dog

Coco the dog is the best dog you could ever have. he is so cute probably cuter than a oreo dog.he has fluffy ears and will like you when you feel down. He sniffs you if he hasn't seen you in a while. But if you annoye him he will bite you.

That dog is so cute he must be a coco the dog.

by diego dat one persone November 3, 2019

cockbean

The dead skin scraped from one's penis forming a bean shaped thing of dead cock skin.

That man threw a cockbean at me so I ate it

by Ethn1gga December 16, 2019

Cocknut

A gentleman of small stature who acts like a dick. Typically has a napoleon complex, which may be remedied by driving a large vehicle or owning a horse.

I know this little cocknut is seeing my texts and not responding!

by Vactory August 8, 2020

Cock curls

This one is for the fitness crowd. Not the cross fit wussies though.

You tie a weight to your election. You use the throbs to lift the weight connected to it.

Equipment needed: shoelace, weight plate(s), post workout supplement such as creatine/bcaa's.

Women have kegels. Men have cock curls. Even the buddhist monks hang weights from their scrotums for toughness training exercises.

by M_Dubz152 June 17, 2023

Awkward Cockblock

When you masterbate in you bathroom, and you are constantly cock blocked by a family member that wants to shit. They will yell, knock, pretty much suck the mood right out of you, and if they yell and knock hard enough, you will just cum all over the place, so in a sick sense, you couldve finished to your, baby sister, little sister, little brother, baby brother, mother, father, grandma, grandpa, uncles and aunts! you couldve finished to their voices, makin you a freak!

Guy 1 (jacking off) O yeah! Almost done

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Mom: (from other door) HURRY UP!

Guy 1: O shit! To much excitement! AHHH! (money shot)

Mom: What was that?

Guy 1: NOthing mom, you just did the Awkward Cockblock.

Mom: What?

Guy 1: NOthing...

by UN-luckyJACKER69 March 16, 2010

Jizzterine Coctail

The act of mixing horse semen and listerine mouth wash together and giving it to a family member as a gift.

Dude i think my dick of a brother gave me a jizzterine coctail.

by The Steve Machine April 10, 2010

Secondhand Cock

The inadvertent contact of male genitalia by another male by way of a third party.

Dennis: "Dude, I just made out with that hot blonde in the pink halter top over there. It was so intense!

Gabe: "Seriously? Man, I got a blow job from her just twenty minutes ago. Haha, you just got some secondhand cock!"

by Beornn1 February 21, 2011