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close the light

When you ask someone to switch off the light. Opposite to opening the light.
by Yana A September 28, 2006
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Clitstachio

"aw, my little clitstachio is so cute, not like all those henious penisclits out there."
by jtine November 28, 2009
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Closet Asshole

when a person is nice to you to get what they want and then once they get it or find out they cant have it they are a closet asshole
man that guy was nice but since you didnt give it up to him and hes acting like a closet asshole.
by aricker June 11, 2008
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closer

An amazing movie, starring Natalie Portman, Jude Law, Julia Roberts, and Clive Owen. A devastatingly depressing story that documents the truth about what many people consider to be "love". Deff a must see for...oh, say, everyone in the world.
Closer Quotes:

"People who fall in love at first sight never stop looking."

"I know who you are. I love you. I love everything about you that hurts."

"There's a moment, there's always a moment. 'I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it,' and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet there was one."

"Everybody wants to be happy."
--"Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy, they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live--which can be depressing."

"Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off--but it's better if you do."

"You KISSED me!"
--"What are you, twelve?"
by kayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 5, 2006
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Cloos

Cloos also applies to your theoretical "hacker status."

If you are at Cloos hacker status, you can hack into the pentagon without being tracked back.
Dude, you just achieved Cloos status!
HOLY FUCK! I just did!
by cool man salad April 3, 2004
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cloister fuck

What the priests did to you when you were a little boy.
Dude, you got cloister fucked by Father O'Fucko!
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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Close Your Legs

Told to females when they openly flirt/come onto a guy in public without shame, or when showing extreme Public Displays of Affection in front of others.
Jenny: Oh Matt, why are you so darn cute?!
Matt: Oh do you like that, baby?
(begin to make out)
Brianna: Jesus Jenny, CLOSE YOUR LEGS.
by Brianna_Ashlee September 23, 2009
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