clean & jerk

Masturbating in the shower

"I start every day with a clean & jerk."

by Kichael Jackstien September 27, 2015

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clean slip

Also known as the "clean slide"

The result of taking a tremendously fat shit, that was both sinfully delightful, guilty, odifourious, shameful but gratifying, but not needing to wipe a second time because it left no evidence.

also associated with "riders block" the condition in which riding a bicycle, motorcycle, horse, personal watercraft, or any activity that entailed prolonged impact on the buttocks, and delays defecation.

I was a little worried about shitting in the bathroom with no toilet paper, but thankfully I got the clean slip.

riders block

by Rammin R Dixon October 18, 2015

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London Clean

A tall skinny woman built like a man, no curves, no behind, short hair, ponytail, lesbian figure type

"Oh my god!! Why did she get so thin, she's built like a London Clean!"

by 0802954 November 22, 2015

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clean breathing sports ventilator

A ventilator used during an asthma attack that is filled with crystal meth. This clean breathing ventilator requires a lighter for use and will often keep users awake to Christmas (yay Santa!)

"Fuck that ride to Dapto on me stolen bike has given me breathing difficulties. Better have me clean breathing sports ventilator! "

by Tomstrong December 9, 2015

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luke clean

When something is kinda clean but not clean clean

Those dishes are luke clean. There's no visible food on them but I still wouldn't eat off them.

by Differentbutsamesame May 7, 2016

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Clean the slate

When consecutive bouts of diarrhea cause you to blow up the bathroom, leaving your bowels devoid of any contents and about as clean as they were at birth.

Person 1: Holy shit dude, you look like you lost 10 pounds.

Person 2: Dude, you have no idea. I had four massive rounds of the shits last night and only got 2 hours of sleep. I can't think of a better way to clean the slate.

by ImpDave September 23, 2016

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