Clam pad

When you have clam chatter you need a clam pad to quiet it down so not to disturb others.

Paul had the boss so loose she was embarrassed to walk around work from all that clam chatter. So she had to use a clam pad to quiet things up down there.

by Clamer October 21, 2016

Clam Batter

The vaginal secretion of a woman during times of extreme arousal and sexual pleasure.

Sally was so turned on, she drenched me in clam batter

by CyanideStudios May 12, 2014

Showing clam

When a cis woman accidentally shows off her private area, like when a gust of wind blows up her skirt.

“I was minding my own business on a windy day but then I noticed I was showing clam for all to see.”

by BossBalalaika June 29, 2021

slanted-clam

Love clam

Hey would you like to come to my local slanted-clam and eat clam chowder.

by flowersinwinter14 April 09, 2018

Clam Rub

A bunch of women who gather around to coddle and coo over one women claiming someone was mean to her. Typically used for "strong women" standing up to misogyny and patriarchy. Can be done in person or virtually.

Female circle jerk.

Bonnie was upset because a toxic cis white male asked if he could hold the door for her. After blasting his bigotry on the interwebs, her "tribe" clam rubbed. She felt uplifted and empowered.

by Woobie Shoobie May 10, 2022

Clam Slam

The female equivalent of tea bag.

When Diana killed that sniper, she put down a mean Clam Slam on his forehead.

by K2they October 29, 2014

Clam Slam

When a female is being rude and you want to give her and RKO to her vaginal region.

Thalia was pissing me off so i gave her a Clam Slam.

by Pencilfetus October 29, 2015