179 days of Christmas

I use my lumps of coal to write all the lyrics of this song.

179 days of Christmas is the best! Maybe we could make 345 days!!

by co5oo May 10, 2019

Its Giving Christmas

"Its Giving Christmas" is a meaningless phrase often used by people who shield a meaningless term in a sensible way, knowing it actually means nothing. While phrases such as "its giving bozo" and "its giving cher" are often used in Gen-Z slang in the English language, the term "Its Giving Christmas" means (quite literally) nothing.

Oftentimes in popular culture, people do not understand that "Its Giving Christmas" does not mean anything, so they will be extremely irked as they try to figure out what the hell people are referring to.

"Wow, life is great. I'm so satisfied with how I understand every inside joke my closest friends make and it really brings me together with the group" -Zachary

"Damn, that guy on the New Haven Green... Its Giving Christmas" -Sophia

"I hate my life" -Zachary

by Miles Bridges Fan 00 May 7, 2023

christmas

A bad excuse for your family to get together, get drunk and fight. Also a time of year when people spend horrible sums of money on useless crap that will be thrown into the corner until next christmas when it is given to someone else and the cycle begins again!

I'm really looking forward to christmas!

by Ashley December 19, 2003

Christmas Jones

A fetish or act of sexual deviance so abhorrent that the participant only indulges once a year.

Kenny would pay a hooker to beat him and make him cry during sex for his Christmas Jones. He'd then spend the next six months feeling guilty followed by a quick transition into six more months of anticipation.

by Regualr Vander September 22, 2011

christmas

The severly and sadly skewed celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. Over the past century, western society has gradually warped this very important holiday into a disgusting commercial event. The once potent and religious importance of this time has been eaten away by the heart of Corporate America. Capitalism has twisted Christmas into means to make as much money as possible.

I hope that I get everything I want this year, like that Old Navy hoodie, after I spent so much money on buying expensive gifts for my family last year.

by DC December 20, 2003

light it up like a christmas tree

Phrase commonly used in the military for blowing the hell out of an enemy position. Plenty of bombs, missles, bullets etc.

They need to go into North Korea and light it up like a christmas tree.

by Kevin February 12, 2007

christmas snake

When an unsuspecting person is bending over you jab them in the ass with ur thumb and yell christmas snake

Yesterday jamie was bending over to tie his shoe and i gave him a christmas snake

by Robm69 July 21, 2006