Cheese in the wind

'Cheese in the wind' was first uttered by Ed Rooney from Ferris Bueller's day off. (See example B.)

Someone is 'leaving your cheese in the wind' when they do any of the following:

A. Ruin your fun; be a wet blanket/buzz-kill
B. Flout your dignity/authority
C. Dismiss you/hang you out to dry
D. Deny you sexual satisfaction (whether intentional or not)

A. Why don't you want to go out tonight?? You're leavin' my cheese in the wind here!

B. I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind!

C. You stood me up! You totally left my cheese in the wind!

D. I'm so freakin' horny... don't leave my cheese in the wind!!!

by Sub30 Mainstream June 28, 2007

Chuck E. Cheese

an abomination that combines diarrhea-soaked pizza, disgusting kid playscape and games,a screwy rat thing that fondles you every time you turn around, and horrible horrible kids

Chuck E. Cheese should be flagged for hosting pedophiles who just love to perform pedophile pinatas on little fat fucks called kids that just love to nuzzle it up down you-know-where

by cockslap#1bitches September 7, 2014

Good-Ass Cheese

A line from chappelle show. Arsenio Hall attends a cheese party and expressed his enjoyment of the cheese

Arsenio Hall: This is some good-ass cheese!

by supafly_lob November 27, 2007

Ball cheese

A greasy , creamy substance with a pungent sweat-like odor that forms in the folds of the male scrotum area. It has also been referred to as ball-cheese and nut-butter

- I didn't take a shawer after work , so when she went down on me and started licking my nuts, she got a few good servings of fresh ball cheese.

-Some women just got hooked because I always have a fresh supply of ball cheese waiting for them.

by KKK619 March 20, 2008

Cheesecake Hand Job

Commonly referred to as a CCHJ, this sexual act is decidedly an up and comer. A CCHJ constitutes a female using cheesecake as a lubricant while performing a hand job. The male recipient eats a separate slice of cheesecake while the hand job is performed. Towards the end of the hj the female performs oral sex, consequently getting some cheesecake herself as well as minimizing clean up.

Person #1: Hey man how was valentines day dinner with Sarah?
Person #2: Dinner was great but dessert was better. We ordered to slices of delicious cheesecake to go and I stayed up all night getting cheesecake hand jobs.
Person #1: Dude you're fucking fresh as produce.

by PJFRESH February 8, 2009

fumunda cheese

A substance that is formed when a male doesnt know how to wash his frank and beans correctly.. Its a bacteria that grows from sweat, flakes of dead skin, and dirt, Sometimes mixed with ejaculate..

Your hungry? Yeah well ill make you a nice sandwich cover in fumunda cheese.. Yeah from under des nuts... Murwahahaha

by EvilToasterPastry August 1, 2003

I Like Cheese

1. The ultimate forum hijacking post.

2. An attempt by someone intelligent to end a thread that should have died long before said "I like cheese" post. when used this way often devolves into a silly fun "non-discussion/debate".

3. An attempt by a forum troll to deter intelligent conversation/debate in a thread. when used this way it often devolves into a flame-fest.

I like cheese.

by CeridianRay October 22, 2003