chasing the cotton mouse

When your gal is on her shark week amd you're horney, you stick your hands in her pants to find the string to pull it out of her vagina.

String refers to the tail of the cotton mouse.

"Bro we were on the couch netflixing and chill and it took me only 5 mins before I was chasing the cotton mouse."

by Tyler Dunkle January 9, 2016

satan's cotton little finger

The religious way to say tampon.

If you use satan's cotton little finger, you are going to hell.

by Chocolate Chip Coder November 29, 2017

Picking the cotton

When a girl is on her period and you finger her. The cotton represents the tampon.

John: Yo bro what did you do last night with Katie
Simon: Bro, I was picking the cotton
John: Damn bro you nasty as fuck
Simon: Yea my finger are still red

by Butterjack January 10, 2019

walking in two o'clock cotton

a phrase that refers to the state of drunkeness where one seems to be stumbling in a cotton field at two o'clock in the morning.

"Oh, my, God! Briana took so many tequila shots she's walking in two o'clock cotton!"

by immaculate_paint September 8, 2005

Cotton Eyed Joe

When he comes so far down your throat that you don’t even know (where did he come from, where did he go)

“His dick was so far down my throat when he came that he gave me a Cotton Eyed Joe“

by Giggletits October 28, 2017

catonsville

BEST PLACE EVER

- prep girls can ride around in their range rovers BLASTING D4L then death cab for cutie and not be critsized

- prep girls can also act black and not get beat up

- pretty much the best

- best partys

- catonsville is to cool people and suberbs as arbutus is to ghetto white trash

- all the cool SCENExCORE people live there

scene girl : OMFG i love you !
prep girl : like thanks, you wanna go get pearls
scene girl : then we can take some HARDxCORE pics for myspace
prep girl : chyeahh

both prep and scene girl : I LIKE TOTALLY LOVE CATONSVILLE KTHANXBI

by C.BURT October 29, 2006

Catboner

Piece of shit, prep school assholes. A name Andover High School students yell at Phillips Academy students. The act of "Catbonering" is practiced while driving along South Main Street in black jeeps and yelling "catboner" out the window at PA students.

"I catbonered the shit out of 3 catboners today!"

by retardedhound May 11, 2008