Asteroid Carpet

The act of sliding ones asshole up and down somes nose as if it were a credit card.

In the morning my friend woke up and said what smells like poop. we all laughed and said asteroid carpet.

by ZaneD March 10, 2012

carpet badger

Someone that has a fetish for long and thick pubic hair.

Isaiah i have seen Ellie's. You are a filthy carpet badger.

by Daniel Jurgensen October 30, 2012

Aladdin’s carpet

Having a full bush (pubic) vaping into thus bush whist a big smelly munter rides your sausage

(Aladdin’s carpet) The smelly female rode alladins carpet in her nans bed

by Jeremy Corbin December 11, 2019

Soggy Carpet

Sneaking someone's running sprinkler into their living room.

Pulled a soggy Carpet on my neighbor the other day.

by Shralpin Burms January 19, 2020

rough carpet

A person with a on shaved clit

Girl why you gotta have such a rough carpet

by Vag is bad February 26, 2023

Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet

The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.

Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.

by Munt Master April 7, 2025

Rosé Carpet

when a girls on the rag and she hasn’t shaved and you go down on her

Honestly a was proper fuckin surprised when i turned on the lights mate, never thought i’d take part in a rosé carpet

by mymatemadetherosecarpet May 9, 2018