cartel carpet

see: drug rug, baja hoodie

"Bro I was down South of the border and snagged me a cartel carpet."
"Weren't you deported?"

by Swagmoney69 May 1, 2016

Magic Carpet

A metaphoric phrase that refers to smoking marijuana, or being high.

Man, yesterday I was on a magic carpet.

by Realistically Realistic July 20, 2017

Carpet cumsplash

Two hairy vaginas being rubbed against each other in the action of scissoring that often occurs during lesbian sex

'Hey do u wanna hang later and perfom the sexual action of a carpet cumsplash?'
"HELL YEAH IM READY GIVE YOU A CARPET BURN"

by Timmy Tipson 69 November 15, 2022

Carpet bombing value analysis

Applying valuation metrics across multiple industries

He does technical analysis coupled with carpet bombing value analysis .

by Nardzz May 25, 2017

Magic Carpeting

When you're baked as and you're in the car but you're so baked it feels like you're on a magic carpet.

"Hun, slow down im magic carpeting hard out right now."

by MRS FEAST June 8, 2018

Carpet Bombing

When a person is afflicted by stomach cramps indicating an urgent need to "take the Browns to the Superbowl" and they do not make it to the nearest lavatory in time, thus soiling themselves, any carpet (or other floor coverings) they are standing on and any bystanders.

Officer Worker 1: "What's up with Jeff? He's grey in the face and looks like he's been stabbed in the guts!"
Officer Worker 2: "Yeah, Jeff was dumb enough to eat the leftover Prawn Bhuna for lunch and now he's carpet bombing in the corridor in front of the CEO. Not a great day for him........"

by Welsh Guy July 12, 2018

carpet's

Carpet, just something that lays on the floor... And you step on it... Not my rules!

Your mother: Can i buy more carpet's?

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021