porterican credit card

A pistol or other weapon some dickhead uses for robbing you.

Dickhead: "Give me all your money"

You: "Fuck you"

Your Friend: "Watch out he's got a porterican credit card!"

by Ellusionist January 21, 2007

trap card

term used to describe a very attractive, under-aged person with which one would have sex.

Roommate 1: "Would you tap this chick?"

Roommate 2: "Yeah bro, duh."

Roommate 1: "Hold on, let me reach in my pocket and pull out a TRAP CARD!"

by bamboozleU October 26, 2010

Graphics Card

A fucking overpriced piece of shit that "totally doesn't doesn't help your computer at all."

You should totally try running Skyrim at ultra settings and 4k with onboard graphics, because graphics cards are for losers.

by Geek_Squad_999 July 24, 2017

black card

A figurative allowance to say the word "nigger" or "nigga." Some people think they have it, but they don't.

Who gave DJ Khaled the black card? Oh, that's right he doesn't have one!

by Juh-rae rae February 27, 2008

M card

M card: The "Menopause" card.

Menopause; the menstrual cycle (periods) ceases for life. No longer able to procreate. Usually occurs between mid-to-late-40's. Sexual freedom; pregnancy is no longer a concern.

I hold my M card, my daughter still holds her V card - or the virginity card.

by MsRose1 November 21, 2010

Courtesy Card

A verb, usually used in the past tense, describing the behavior of waitstaff validating identification for the purpose of age verification before serving alcohol.

This variation of the standard "carding" procedure is used when an overly polite waiter or waitress asks for the identification of a possibly underage patron, then subsequently requests identification from a patron clearly over the legal drinking age.

Waiter (to young looking female patron): "Miss, may I see your ID? Thank you."
Waiter (to female patron's obviously older male companion): "Sir, may I see your ID? Thank you."
Male Patron (to Female Patron): I just got courtesy carded.

by Dealer Dave March 14, 2011

Pants-card

someone's roster of sexual partners - a takeoff on the old-timey "dance card"

This really gross dude tried to take me home the other night, but I explained to him that my pants-card was full!

by Candylaw March 18, 2014