calmette

A "calmette" is a person who is new or inexperienced in a subject, usually an online dating site. Calmettes are usually annoying and excessively stupid. Do not confuse calmettes with calvins, who are inexperienced people that tend to be more mature and strive to become better.

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Girl: Ew gtfo you calmette.

by o2chinese July 24, 2009

Carpet People

1. People that have hairy backs and arms
2. People that travel with pets in their cars
3. People that treat their cars like pets

Ex1. Did you see that carpet person, he had so much hair on him you couldn't tell that he was not wearing a shirt from a distance.
Ex2. Considering the number of people travelling with their pets on this motorway I would say that we are on a carpet people motorway.
Ex3. Do you have a dog? No my car is my true joy. I am a carpet person through and through.

by Clearly Confused June 14, 2010

Carpet minger

A rough and unattractive lesbian.

"I swear that one on the left is a fucking carpet minger!"

by Hoofster May 29, 2014

Carpet Bomb

When having intercourse with a female, as you are about to ejaculate, pull out and splooge on her pubic hair.

"How was last night with Sophie?"
"Brah, I totally carpet bombed that hoe! My nut was all over that bush."

by TheTarkKnight March 10, 2015

carpet nashing

Anyone performing oral sex on a woman. Specifically the representation of the 😖 Emoji for the unhappy carpet nasher, and the 😛 Emoji used for "my girlfriend just showered" carpet nasher.

She didn't know there would be carpet nashing that evening and had forgotten to take a shower.

by ChaChiRei August 24, 2016

calletera

Spanish slang for hoodrat

Ceremos un bueno calletera

by No Better Juan November 2, 2020

carpetmuncher

a women or man who takes places in eating monkey(pussy) while obtaining a carpet burn on there face

she is such a carpetmuncher

by mezzy April 30, 2003