California Prairie Dog 

A sexual act in which the male begins to poop but leaves the feces partially in his rectum, then proceeds to insert it into his partner's vagina while creating a motion so as to have sex with her using his crap.

Bill had to poop partway through sex with Jill, so he took advantage of the moment and performed a California Prairie Dog.

California Prairie Dog by ebshmus September 11, 2008

California Sunset 

when you t-bag a girls tits

Hey man i California Sunset on 5 pairs of titties last night

California Sunset by David S Bobby C Josh M Phil L January 22, 2009

california bam bam 

A slang name for the drug cocaine.

Hey homie, can I get a kilo of some of that good california bam bam.

california bam bam by 2pac91 June 7, 2011

California Mudslide 

The process which involves engaging in anal sex, and your female partner defficates on your penis, you then proceed to insert the penis in the vagina with long hard thrusts getting all the feces off the penis and into the vagina. Next, you get a standard size Turkey Baster and proceed to insert 4 to 6 cups of water into the shit filled vagina, shake your female partner around while holding the labia together and then finally have your female partner squat all over your head spewing out shit and water on your face resembling a California Mudslide!!!

I was bored one night so I let my girlfriend hook me up with the California Mudslide. I went to work without showering!

California Mudslide by Spasa Jovanovich January 3, 2008

california choker 

while gettin head from a hot ass breezie, right before you cum in her mouth, plug her nose and shove the cock further down her throat, so she swallows and chokes on the cum on accident while she inhales for air

i was with this girl, and she was givin head, so i gave her the california choker, and watch her choke while i was on the bed chillen

california choker by kw, jd, rb September 18, 2003

california potato chip 

a potato chip made in california

california potato chip by Blah October 30, 2003

California Highway Patrol 

California’s glorified meter men. They’re supposed to be patrolling the highways and helping stranded citizens, but all they do is hide in corners trying to trap the everyday honest joe and rob them of their hard earned dime. They issue speeding violations for going 10 over, but will wiz right by you without their lights and look at you wrong because your going to “slow”. You have to be absolute bottom feeding scum to want to be a California Highway Patrolmen.

Guy 1: Would you rather share a meal with an African War Lord or a California Highway Patrolmen?
Guy 2: Are you kidding me dude? I’ll let an African War Lord fuck my wife before I even let someone who works for the CHP in my home. At least a war lord is trying to make his people lives better in his own fucked up way, but a CHP gets off on ruining people’s day.

California Highway Patrol by AlmightyThottie September 24, 2018