When you go for a crap, and bits of the turd gets stuck to your asscrack hair, dry up and go crusty.
Sam: Dude I'm going for a bath gotta wash my ass. I've got crusty leftovers from last night's curry.
Dan: Overshare Dude.
Dan: Overshare Dude.
by Ihavecrustyleftovers69 July 18, 2016
Get the crusty leftoversmug. anyone attempting to push their own "superior value" of themselves onto other people but who are really just useless due to either their disgusting way of thinking, arrogance and entitlement, and/or their lives are not as cool (and fresh) as they try to act and believe. these people are often highly judgmental of others and think they are high and mighty when they could usually just use a wash and some humility. you can often find these pathetic people at the mall being posers, at the gym trying to "flex" on innocent people just trying to workout, or around town driving Teslas.
"Wow. Look at how crusty that lady with the Louis Vuitton bag is. She thinks she's better than everyone when she's lookin' like a bulldog with a dirty butt."
by kandy3000 June 28, 2021
Get the crustymug. A lesbian who plays local women’s afl for an outter suburbs team. This individual will also be in office administration and drive a suv
by anonymous May 30, 2025
Get the Dirty crusty lesbianmug. When someone is super fine with out makeup but always wears make up for no damn reason except for they just like putting on makeup.
by Sym7fire7rose December 3, 2015
Get the Crustymug. 1) a respectable, hard working prostitute who has criss crossed the globe up and down in her professional pursuits
2) An unkempt adventurer
3) That guy who stares you down when you refuse to hitchhike with him
4) A wonderfully misheard record player name
2) An unkempt adventurer
3) That guy who stares you down when you refuse to hitchhike with him
4) A wonderfully misheard record player name
(1) - "Hey Charlie, see that chick doing a vertical split in the air?"
- "That's one CRUSTY CRUISER, I'm too impressed to be turned on though."
(2) Been cruisin' so much I haven't showered in weeks, I'm crustier than a cheese pizza! None of the goats seem to mid though.
(3) No Balthazar! Im not going to Valencia with you, your white van smells of chloroform and old socks. Now stop touching my camel!
(4) I aint speldin 100$ on a crusty ass cruiser 99.99? + Shipping handling an tax my ass? Get the fuck outta here man!!!
- "That's one CRUSTY CRUISER, I'm too impressed to be turned on though."
(2) Been cruisin' so much I haven't showered in weeks, I'm crustier than a cheese pizza! None of the goats seem to mid though.
(3) No Balthazar! Im not going to Valencia with you, your white van smells of chloroform and old socks. Now stop touching my camel!
(4) I aint speldin 100$ on a crusty ass cruiser 99.99? + Shipping handling an tax my ass? Get the fuck outta here man!!!
by therealcrusty May 14, 2016
Get the crusty cruisermug. crusty is used for many things, first of all for crusty hands, crusty lips, crusty BOOTY HOLE, crusty love, crusty ambition, and crusty loners. Crusty is an inspirational word. Also used in bikini bottom. You can use it for love or to refer to some one ugly.
by TheBigD... March 27, 2019
Get the CRUSTYmug. A word to describe someone who is ratchet, grody, annoying or just gross. Peaches is the CEO of crusty.
Leshawna: Aye play Just Dance with me, hoe!
Harold: No.
Leshawna: FINE. You and your crusty ass can leave.
Harold: No.
Leshawna: FINE. You and your crusty ass can leave.
by total drama fan 101 May 16, 2020
Get the crustymug.