creamer

5 parts vodka/roman coffee
4 parts cream soda
1 part maple syrup

you might think it taists bad but it actually lends nicely
one night i made it trying to smuggle roman coffee out of my house so i put in creame soda and said it was cream soda and meple syrup

dude twhat is that it lookes nasty
take a drink
thats fuckign blazin dude

by angel face May 13, 2005

crémeux

Prounounced 'crom-wahr', crémeux is the kinky French word for participating in sexual acts involving whipped cream.

(woman picks up a can of whipped cream off the supermarket shelf)

Shop Assistant: "Ahh! Doing some crémeux with your boyfriend tonight?"

Woman: "I'm sorry, I don't speak barstard!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

ass creamer

one who lets a load go on the ass of their partner

your an ass creamer big man

by Thaddeus buttshaft July 8, 2011

Crispy Creamer

When two lesbians initiate in a scissoring match in a closed room while sweating profusely. The following combination of sweat, saliva, and vaginal fluids are then collected in a bucket until it reaches a near-solid state to be ingested by both parties.

"Yo, I heard Madison got with Sharon for a Crispy Creamer."

by mtark3 April 3, 2016

creamer

slang for crystal meth

Pete: dude i am so bored...
Spence: man, i got some draino in the backyard we can mix with some medicine that would make some good huffin' creamer!
Pete: man Spence, if it wasnt for you; i'd still be in school.

by Splancer October 23, 2005

Cement

1.extremely hot weather; caliente

Man its 98 degrees outside.
I know right! its mad cement outside

by Mike Liriano March 28, 2009

creamed

Cockney rhyming slang for "knackered"

Cream crackered..knackered.

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002