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COVID raise

What you get when you're finally back to the pay you earned pre-COVID.
Hey guys, my employer just gave me a COVID raise, so I can finally quit working 3 jobs to cover my expenses and bills!
COVID raise by Curvychic78 October 7, 2020
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COVID raise

What you get when you're finally back to the pay you earned pre-COVID.
Hey guys, my employer just gave me a COVID raise, so I can finally quit working 3 jobs to cover my expenses and bills!
COVID raise by Curvychic78 October 7, 2020

Covid chimney 

The president is spewing bile from his covid chimney
Covid chimney by anonymous October 8, 2020

COVID-19 

A new common sense error # 19 that stands for "Cannot Operate Validly Idiocy Discovered" and prompts for a facepalm every time society is met. Can be temporarily fixed with a 14-day quarantine from every mass media possible, but to date has not been eradicated completely due to its initial virality. Proceed with caution if you value both logic and common sense.
The system has encountered an unexpected error and must shut down. COVID-19 error: required to sanitize hands, keep 6 ft distance, wear disposable masks and gloves in public places. Please contact your local cuckoo's nest immediately and pretend to be insane until everything's over.
COVID-19 by Barakobam October 14, 2020

Covid jumping 

Moving from place to place to outrun Covid locksdowns and hotspots.
Is Jenna around?

No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.
Covid jumping by Shuaman October 18, 2020

Covid jumping 

Moving from place to place to outrun Covid locksdowns and hotspots.
Is Jenna around?

No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.
Covid jumping by Shuaman October 18, 2020