joely coon

Joely Coon is the biggest knob ever to walk the face of the earth. He is awfully cocky and for some unknown reason, believes he is a chick magnet. In his spare time, you can find him sending cringe worthy streaks, such as 'Heyy yoooooo'. But he's a pretty decent guy to scab food from, cause he always seems to be carrying it. But when your in a time of crisis, Joely is always there for you. That's why he's a great friend

''Your acting like a Joely Coon'
'Surely I'm not that bad'

by qwertyuioppoiuytrewqwertytrewq April 19, 2018

Coon Scootin'

Human Trafficking of Black People in Arkansas

Man I went coon scootin' in my Duramax last night with Shantiqua.

by Zach Simbug May 27, 2018

Coon kakkin

salvaging from large commercial, residential, industrial and construction containers for unused items discarded by their owners but deemed useful to the picker.

I'm ready to go coon kakkin and find some good stuff.

by Amyfl19 October 13, 2021

Garbage Bin Coon

A slang term for a crazy homeless black person

Look at that rabid ass garbage bin coon he’s going full mental

by Cheez-It-God August 11, 2018

coon ballistic

When you are going absolutely mental. Used whenever you or somebody else is playing at their best ever. Semi-popular gaming term on the rise for when you can’t be beat.

1.) Mason “He just dropshotted both of us.”
Keian “Damn, he’s going coon ballistic!”

by Canadian Donut Puncher September 25, 2022

Coon Candy

A girl (typically white) that loves African American guys; usually has the THHHIIICCCCCCCC body type

Dang, that girl is hot but I think she is coon candy

by ceeewwnncanddiieeeebeeetchhhh November 29, 2019

Snow Coon

Any indigenous person, Eskimo, etc., whose aboriginal homeland lies above the arctic circle.

What did you do with that old snowmobile of yours?

"I sold it to a snow coon for a hundred bucks."

by Chunkypuke October 4, 2023