Cheek Weasel

When a guy or girl is getting anal, the third person is trying to weasel in and lick the butthole of the guy or the girl that is getting fucked.

Wow dude, Phil totally cheek weaseled me while I was getting anal last night...

by RRohypnol December 7, 2012

one cheek sneak

An attempt to pass wind without making noise when in a seated position by leaning to one side while tensing one butt-cheek.

I had to fart in court so I busted the one cheek sneak.

by hoot rider January 5, 2010

Cheers John

To Cheers John is to respond to a terribly boring/unnecessary story to which the user can make no other comment. For a comment made which has no comedy value whatsoever.

Guys guess what, I woke up at nine this morning.

Cheers John

My mum just got back from shopping, she bought a carton of orange juice.
Cheers John

by Pompeyboiz November 9, 2012

Username checks out

Whenever a user posts some stupid crap and their usernames makes what they said make sense.

Assdestroya9000: I sure love ass.
ChillNotGayGuy: Username checks out.
RandomGayGuy69: Username above also checks out, what are you doing on gay men ass sub Reddit?!?!

by CUMSE March 11, 2021

Cheek balls

The balls on your face that are prominent when you smile.

"Halle Berry has really big cheek balls"

by dirtskillet September 6, 2012

Cheekboner

(noun)

Metaphorical phrase; concieved, most likely, by proud fan-girling Tumblr users, to express a powerful sexual reaction towards a display of devastatingly impressive bone structure - with particular emphasis and interest to the pronounced, and often vertiginious, zygomatic bone cheekbone area.

'Benedict Cumberbatch as 'Sherlock' gives me a major cheekboner' *ovaries explode*

'I dreamt about Cillian Murphy last night and woke up with a cheekboner'

'Johnny Depp in 'Cry Baby'. Cheekboner, anybody?! *sharp inhale of breath*

by [alkenWonderland November 9, 2012

Cheek chafing

when you are running so hard your buns start to get sore from constant friction

man, I got cheek chafing so hard the other day from running

by Breckinbad February 20, 2015