Bonk me off

Fuck me... shag me

Bonk me off now! It's creampie time!

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

boink-maiden

typically used by Elden Ring players to describe their GF

She is my boink-maiden

by darkclaw wolfgod April 16, 2024

Bonka

An enemy, typically one with bad intentions.

"Dude I'm fuck that Bonka up if he comes to us again."

by SommyTammy July 29, 2024

Bonk

A act of humorous resistance. The thing you do to the helmets of cops dressed up in riot gear with an empty water cooler to protect yourself from their completely unnecessary violent force against your peaceful university pro-Palestine demonstration.

That well-informed college student on the right side of history just “bonked” that police officer on the head with an empty water cooler! Legend.

by Ceasefirenow April 28, 2024

Boinkerist

A word used to describe someone or something crazy or ridiculous

That was boinkerist.
She is boinkersit.

by Jazzy_Boss May 23, 2024

Bonk Choy

The savior of the garden; also known as The Goat and Bonk Jesus

Dumbass: My favorite plant isn't Bonk Choy because I'm dumb and possibly commit war crimes!

by someguyintheinternetig February 4, 2026

bonkdacious

when somebody does something so horrendous and you are shocked at the audacity of them. Combination of Bonkers +Audacious

Lily stop that! You're being bonkdacious.

Cam is sooo bonkdacious.

by modernfamily67 April 4, 2026