Hooker Book

1. To flee rapidly from an area while attempting to remain casual, upon discovery of involvement in nefarious activity by an authority figure.

2. List of names (or a person whose name appears on said list) of friends with benefits for whom the "friend" portion consists solely of "dates" in which the man pays for the woman's dinner or movie, followed by sex.

1. Every time the boss opens his office door all the dudes visiting his hot new secretary do the hooker book back to their cubicles...Embarrassing.

2. Yo, I saw you and Mary Jane at dinner the other night. Are you actually dating that ho? Naw man, she strictly hooker book.

by Bitter Pills January 27, 2010

Throne booking

The act of scrolling through ones feed, responding or wall monitoring while on the toilet.

Brian: "You have anything to read in your bathroom"
Matt: "If you had an iPhone you'd be throne booking right now"

by ididthat October 25, 2011

the book treatment

a prescribed treatment of slamming a book on your dick or shoving a book up your vagina depending on what you have

i like to give myself the book treatment
reallll sexy boi
zach is also gay

by gaythiccboiii March 6, 2019

lets book

lets book is way way to say oh lets have fun not oh lets go read a book.

an example for lets book is "ok we are done cleaning lets book!"

by emidaweeb January 4, 2022

book this place

immediate departure time

Bobby, there's my ex, we gotta book this place!

by stinker69 March 16, 2009

what's the book

What's up? what're you doing today? What have you got going on?

Yo, what's the book?

by CurvyA July 5, 2016

book of Thomas

an utterly ridiculous statement

Why would you even mention such a book of Thomas?

by AndreWoh January 14, 2008