Blumpkin

When you're taking a big dump on a toilet, and you're getting a blow job, you have an orgasm in her mouth as you let a turd drop.

Blumpkin

by xAFx Parrott July 11, 2010

blumpkin

When your bodacious broad suckles the delectable juices out of your stiff shaft whilst inhaling the wonderful aroma originating from you pinching off a corny load.

Jimmy had a great bout of blumpkin the other day with his grandmother

by Burlybear Bananahammock September 29, 2008

Blump

When to objects bump and float away like a blimp.
Can also be used to insinuate adultery.

1) "oh my god, he's totally blumping her"
2) "OMFG, LOOK AT THAT BLUMPABLE PIECE OF A%*"
3) The two balloons blumped and then floated upwards. yay.

by your daddeh January 5, 2011

Bloody Blumpkin

While receiving a Blumpkin if it is going really bad or really good you break the bitches nose, thus giving her a Bloody Blumpkin.

"Ronda was so awesome at giving me a Blumpkin I popped that bitch in the face and gave her a Bloody Blumpkin!"

by Tyler Breckenridge October 27, 2005

Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb

Losing one or more contact lenses in dooty water from having your head shoved in the toilet after performing a blumpkin.

Katie had to get new contacts after her man gave her a Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb.

by You know who I am I'm A.C. Dammit February 28, 2008

blumpo

When you recieve oral pleasure while defecating on the toilet.

I went to the bathroom and got a blumpo from a random person.

by Remington Steele January 23, 2005

Blumpkin Pie

It's a Aunt Jaquanda's famous pie!

1/2 cup ejaculate

1/2 cup doo doo
1 cup bisquick
1 egg

Dude I smashed that hot and undercooked blumpkin pie right in her face!

by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015