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Beef stick man

A guy who sucks penis for money
Beef stick man: Hey mate, my names Jordan, So... Sucky Sucky $5?

Guy 1: Lets do it
Beef stick man by zeldas12 January 3, 2010
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beef tits 

mike milner's huge boobs
mike milner's beef tits
beef tits by squeak69 March 31, 2010

beef flap 

the dangling lips of a massive meat hole that hang down like a turkey gobbler, often seen after the ham wallet has been thoroughly demolished
After I maxed that bitch last night, i sliced off some tender-ass beef flap for us to throw on the Weber tomorrow.
beef flap by Matt kaufman December 8, 2006

Beef Cloud 

A cloud of rancid-smelling gas, released from the anus. It is usually possible to detect what the releaser has eaten when it makes contact with your nose.
Aw man, chris had steak last night, I can smell his beef cloud from here!
Beef Cloud by dirtdefiner November 27, 2006

Beef Curtain

While beef curtain quite clearly relates to the facilities of a lady to enable a gentleman to gain entry with his pork sword, the reason is hitherto explained. In the 1970s many members of the middle class had dreadful looking reddy-brown curtains hanging in their houses often smelling of the sunday roast which had been enjoyed by the said middle classes on previous sundays. More often than not these people would enjoy a good bit of beef which is why the said curtains smelled the way they did. A lady's receptical which enables penal entry has a very similar persona after many years of sexual attention as the aforementioned 1970s curtains. The expression 'beef curtain' found its origin in the late 1970s.
1970s reddy-brown curtains hanging in 1970s middle class homes smelling of the recent sunday roast often beef. Womans naughty bits look and smell the same after use.
Beef Curtain by Andrew Gratring September 13, 2005

Beef Braille

A dirty lumpy ass dick that reads like a magazine to a blind person
Two weeks after fucking that nasty girl in Myrtle Beach I had the worst case of Beef Braille.
Beef Braille by Smash Brown March 24, 2005