Beaver Bread

The end of a baguette which is extremely crusty, therefore hard. Called "Beaver Bread" due to the process of consuming it which is knawing like a beaver with the front teeth.

"This bread is heaps crusty, idk if i can eat it"
"Bro course you can, its "Beaver Bread".
"Whaaat?"
"Look it up sherlock"

by beavers4lifey July 8, 2011

uncle beaner

uhn-col bee-ner; noun; the epitomy of lazy shit, otherwise known as a balding, fat, old man who rejects good looking women, to ejaculate on adams apples in Acuna.

" Hey that Uncle Beaner just turned down that hot blonde and went home with that fat chick from the donkey show,I think her name is Hector?"

by zuesbeans October 24, 2006

Ridin' Beaner

Ridin' Beaner means to have all the passangers in your car ride in the front and have no one in the backseat

Me, Jose, and Paco were Ridin' Beaner last night

by YeagerBOMB April 4, 2007

Crusty Beaver

Similar to the male term smegma which smells like feta cheese. The excess crud that grows in and around the female genatalia over time when its not washed often.

While i was munching on some feta cheese the smell instantly reminded me of Alexa's crusty beaver.

by Clarence Jackson October 6, 2009

Jim Beaver

Amazing actor who plays 'Bobby Singer' on the hit CW show Supernatural'. A highly intellegent and well learned man with immense talent in his chosen field.

I wanna be like Jim Beaver... IF I ever grow up!

by Silver Cougar June 18, 2011

The Anti-Beaver

The Anti-Beaver is a tall male who has black hair and wears glasses, they are also known to play ukulele. They have a tendency to repel females and there vaginas.

Curtis, You are the Anti-Beaver.

by Sophie Dolan November 2, 2012

A Leaking Beaker

Biggest fucking bitch slut of all time. Only thing this whore enjoys is playing guys and sucking massive ass black cock. Has a fucking growing disorder and is always high af. Think this bitch is nice? Think again dumbass, you are getting played.

I fucking hate A Leaking Beaker

by chrisVno3s November 8, 2016