how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

Alaskan flounder basket

While you and your significant other are making love, and she/He proceedes to give you a glow job with his anaus directly above your chest giving you a perfect view for the "show". Then right before you orgasm your partner gloriously defecates all over your face and chest.

The other day daisy gave me an Alaskan flounder basket, and it was beautiful!

by ASK ME WHY June 13, 2017

Alabama Fruit basket

Alabama Fruit basket

She gave him an Alabama Fruit basket

by Kimalingadingdong January 6, 2022

Boo Basket

The act of painting your penis like a ghost and slipping it in the back door without notice. (The act is traditionally used during the Halloween season and accompanied with shouting the phrase "BOO BITCH")

I met a chick at the Halloween party dressed as Forrest Gump's mom and gave her the ol Boo Basket.

by itsameButter October 16, 2024

poop basket

noun - another word for litter box

The cat needs to start using the poop basket.

by his._.lady November 15, 2021

Peach Basket

A desirable woman with a cute face and good fashion sense.

“Hey check out that hottie over there.”

“Oh yeah, she’s a nice little peach basket ain’t she?”

by anonymous November 17, 2022

A basket of children

More than a few, less than several.

I’m going to have a basket of children and raise them to hate chocolates.

by bebebobo9889 April 19, 2024