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barberess

female barber; usually a hairdresser, and they talk alot
that kids dad is a barberess hahaha what a fagg
by ursostupid May 19, 2007
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Barney

An absolute star. A gorgeous gorgeous boy. Always cheerful and cheeky, and looking for fun. Always makes you smile and is so easy to love.

Barney, Ive had so many amazing memories with you. Everyone who met you loved you. If anyone says a bad word against you, they didnt know you and didnt deserve to know you. Because baby, you were the best thing that ever happened to my life and believe me when I say this, I love you. And I always will, ok? I knew it couldnt last forever, but when I said goodbye that last time, it broke my heart, and it will never heal properly now your not here. Please never forget me. I'll never ever ever forget you babe. I love you tonnes. Miss you so much my amazing baby boy.

Till my dying day I will remember all the good times we had. I wont delete the photos, or the poems I wrote for you. I love you. I always will Barney.
The best thing in the world. If you are ever lucky enough to meet him, remember the times you spent with him. Because you'll never find someone quite like Barney ever again. I can promise you that.
by ilovemybarney April 28, 2011
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barney on speed

Barney the dinasaur or barney rubble is on the drug, speed.
Lol, barneys on speed....lol...
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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Barker's Rope

I wouldn't take a shortcut through there - it's boobytrapped with reams of Barker's Rope.
by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007
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Barne's Test

Created when a man said he would never sleep with a women and his friend challenged him with the following scenario:
"If she was completely naked, on a bed, with her legs open, screaming "Fuck me, Fuck me" , would you say no?"

This is commonly used when assessing a mates new girlfriend
"Hey mate did you see Lewis' new girlfriend, she's fucking ugly"

"Barne's Test mate?"

"Yeah ok she's alright."
by The one with pie February 26, 2009
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barberwhore

A guy who goes to a barbershop and instead of having one specific barber he'll get his haircut by any barber thats available.
Me " hey, Jorge how many guys u got waiting?"
Jorge " like three"
Me " aww forget it, Carlos is available"
Jorge " (whispers) barberwhore"
by Jizzua October 3, 2009
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Bannerbasedwebsurfing

Banner Based Web Surfing

This is a new web surfing technique used by people who don't have other stuff to do. The most important thing is to surf around the web searching for banners and then click on it.
Bannerbasedwebsurfing
by hoekstra89 February 11, 2010
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