The Hannah Baker

Slit ur wrists while in the bath

The Hannah Baker

by 13REASONSWHY June 23, 2017

baker's dozen

Being penetrated by 13 men, one after the other
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
just like that

Tim: This girl walked into our bakery the other day, asked for a baker's dozen... we sure gave her one. She could barely walk afterwards.

Derek: Man that shit is ugly

by Alex G Thomas April 25, 2008

Donnie Baker

An awkward, incest-bread human being that will make you wonder why God would torment you with their bullshitery. Someone who tries to be funny but just ends up acting very, very awkward.

We all know a few Donnie Bakers. They most notably have mullets, date white trash trailer park bitches, and drink Natural Light.

You see that guy Chris over there? He's the one with the beer gut, wearing his old high school football jersey. He's bragging about how he made $20 on the Mayweather/McGregor fight. He's such a Donnie Baker.

by God's Pimp Hand September 6, 2017

Backest

In lawn bowls, the bowl that is furthest away from the jack and closest to the ditch.

Which bowl is yours? Mine's the backest

I put in the backest bowl.

by LawnBowlsTragic April 6, 2011

crazy jew baker

when a man wraps a large amount of bread dough around his penis shaping it into a bread loaf while slapping the woman hes fucking on the ass with a baking paddle yelling " wheres the money".

"Matt says to john, last night i gave my girl the crazy Jew baker, she couldn't sit on chairs for around 3 hours after it."

by abysssss April 5, 2010

Pulled a Baker

Trading something of high value for something of very low value, or buying something of high price for a very low price, knowing that it is worth more than you say it to be.

Present tense - Pulling a Baker
Past Tense - Pulled a Baker
Verb - Pull a Baker

I bought this comic book off of this kid for one dollar, knowing that it was worth like $300, man, i just pulled a baker, and this time, it was bad for him, but good for me!

by baraon March 5, 2011

Bakered

To have an object that is thrown to poke one of your eyes.

Watch where you are throwing that pencil! You almost Bakered me!

by Sir Sven II January 12, 2009