Another Name for the The Prom as in the USA. And just as it is in the USA, the ball, as it's called in Australia, features similar events.
At the Ball you can expect to Find:
1. Girls Dressed as Slutty Preps, with Boyfriends 10 years older than them.
2. Guys Dressed as Professional Manwhores.
3. Poor Dancing and Music.
4. Very Bad Food and Beverages.
But after The Ball is the real Main Course. It wouldn't be uncommon to find:
1. Mass Loss of Virginity.
2. Mass Drunkeness
3. Mass Fights and Bickering.
4. Exposure to Powerfull Drugs.
Yep The Ball is certainly one of the greatest assets we have. Schools plan it about 1 Year ahead, and even show students how to apply condoms. Isn't it great how responsible we are?
What a great memory to have. The problem is it's not a memory, your either too drunk to remember, or never talk about it again. What a joke.
At the Ball you can expect to Find:
1. Girls Dressed as Slutty Preps, with Boyfriends 10 years older than them.
2. Guys Dressed as Professional Manwhores.
3. Poor Dancing and Music.
4. Very Bad Food and Beverages.
But after The Ball is the real Main Course. It wouldn't be uncommon to find:
1. Mass Loss of Virginity.
2. Mass Drunkeness
3. Mass Fights and Bickering.
4. Exposure to Powerfull Drugs.
Yep The Ball is certainly one of the greatest assets we have. Schools plan it about 1 Year ahead, and even show students how to apply condoms. Isn't it great how responsible we are?
What a great memory to have. The problem is it's not a memory, your either too drunk to remember, or never talk about it again. What a joke.
Rebecca spent an Amazing $1000 of her parents hard earned money on her dress that was too big for her anyway.
Simon spent $500 on his ball suit, made himself look professional and neat. His dad gave him a few tips and condoms.
Rebecca and Simon took a Limousine to the ball, not really caring about the ball itself, but what would eventually happen.
They ate the crap food, listened to the shit music, danced like a true couple does, showing how grown up and mature they could be. They had heaps of photo's taken, so their parents would see how great they looked and acted.
After the ball they hopped back in the Limousine were Rebecca got fingered. Once they got to the after party, rebecca and Simon drank and drank until they were completely smashed.
Simon spewed up over all of his friends, and rebecca made out with one of her best mates. Simon and Rebecca eventually hooked up, found a spot in some bush were both forgot about their condom training, and had unprotected sex for 2 minutes. Both virgins no more.
A few weeks later, Rebecca is pregnant and both of the young couple are more than screwed. Rebecca hasn't spoke to her mate either.
The Cost of Rebecca's Virginity and Dignity: $1000.
The Cost for Simon to Take Rebecca's Virginity: $500.
The Cost to Society:
1. Sexually Transmitted Infections, Arrising from New Sexual Appetite: $millions
2. Teenage Preganancy's (Government Payments): $millions
3. Cost of Unreplaceable Virginity in Future Marriage or Partner: -Unreplaceable-
That my Friends is The Ball and The Prom.
Simon spent $500 on his ball suit, made himself look professional and neat. His dad gave him a few tips and condoms.
Rebecca and Simon took a Limousine to the ball, not really caring about the ball itself, but what would eventually happen.
They ate the crap food, listened to the shit music, danced like a true couple does, showing how grown up and mature they could be. They had heaps of photo's taken, so their parents would see how great they looked and acted.
After the ball they hopped back in the Limousine were Rebecca got fingered. Once they got to the after party, rebecca and Simon drank and drank until they were completely smashed.
Simon spewed up over all of his friends, and rebecca made out with one of her best mates. Simon and Rebecca eventually hooked up, found a spot in some bush were both forgot about their condom training, and had unprotected sex for 2 minutes. Both virgins no more.
A few weeks later, Rebecca is pregnant and both of the young couple are more than screwed. Rebecca hasn't spoke to her mate either.
The Cost of Rebecca's Virginity and Dignity: $1000.
The Cost for Simon to Take Rebecca's Virginity: $500.
The Cost to Society:
1. Sexually Transmitted Infections, Arrising from New Sexual Appetite: $millions
2. Teenage Preganancy's (Government Payments): $millions
3. Cost of Unreplaceable Virginity in Future Marriage or Partner: -Unreplaceable-
That my Friends is The Ball and The Prom.
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A phrase used as a noun overall. An individual who seemlessly combines the social attributes of a "baller" (one who demonstrates a dispensable income at social gatherings which automatically lead to popularity and desirability with both the male and female members of any given social group in any given social situation) and a budget-minded individual who aspires to achieve a similar level of popularity and desirability without having a dispensable income on hand.
Have you ever seen a Pontial Fiero (1984-1988) with a Lamborghini body kit? From 100' away, it looks like a Lamborghini, but when it drives by, it sure sounds like a US Mail Delivery Van. That's a baller on a budget! ;-)
Have you ever seen people rock a 1ct. cubic-zirconia earring? That right there is a baller on a budget.
Have you ever seen a car with a front mount "interfooler" instead of an "intercooler"?
If you live on the "fringes" of Beverly Hills, and you still tell people you live in Beverly Hills, but it's really just normal Los Angeles -- guess what, you're a baller on a budget!
Have you ever seen people rock a 1ct. cubic-zirconia earring? That right there is a baller on a budget.
Have you ever seen a car with a front mount "interfooler" instead of an "intercooler"?
If you live on the "fringes" of Beverly Hills, and you still tell people you live in Beverly Hills, but it's really just normal Los Angeles -- guess what, you're a baller on a budget!
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Get the balma mug.Swampy balls is what occurs when you're outside in the heat, and the ensuing sweat creates a swamp-like environment surrounding your scrotum.
Dude, I knew I shouldn't have gone commando while wearing these wool pants, I totally have a case of swampy balls.
by VengeanceOtter July 2, 2004
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Coined by Jon Stewart on "The Daily Show", in reference to colleague Stephen Colbert's performance at The 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner. Bold, ballsy, courageous, and per this example, in a way that is shocking and impressive, e.g. "Colbert's searing satire was ballsalicious."
Coined by Jon Stewart on "The Daily Show", in reference to colleague Stephen Colbert's performance at The 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner. Bold, ballsy, courageous, and per this example, in a way that is shocking and impressive, e.g. "Colbert's searing satire was ballsalicious."
"He (Colbert) did this 20-minute keynote address that I can only describe as ballsalicious. He was something to behold. Apparently he was under the impression they had hired him to do the thing he does on television every night. ... Boy, we've never been prouder of our Mr. Colbert. And...holy sh*t!"
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