Angry eagle

The Angry Eagle is a sex poition useful when there are 5 guys and only one very horny girl. The basic principle is a guy for each hand and every hole. There are very few variations of this position due to limited positions available. If anyone can think of ways to expand on it please do write a new definition.

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by ummm118 January 17, 2009

Angry Black Woman Syndrome

The polar opposite of Paranoid White Woman Syndrome. Women diagnosed with this are usually screechy, middle aged black women who make a scene in public over anything ranging from a service dog being in a restaurant to being an alleged victim of "racial profiling." These women will pull the race card when people see through their crap. Like Paranoid White Woman Syndrome, this is not meant to be a racist term.

Me: Why is that woman yelling like that?

Guy: I don't know, Angry Black Woman Syndrome maybe?

Me: She needs to chill.

by Eclair Maker August 5, 2019

angry fat woman

A woman that is both fat and angry at the world in general and often has the belief that a person that is going to go down should go down in flames.

Rhia is a angry fat woman who thinks that Dark Armor is awesome.

by Aster01 July 7, 2008

Angry Bill Cosby

You have a bad case of the runs and you are banging your girl. When you are about to nut, your ass will involuntarily shoot out some squirts of diarrhea. You then mix your jizz and squirted diarrhea in your hands and hand it to your girlfriends face. All the while you are making the classic Bill Cosby face and saying: "There is always room for Chocolate Jello mmm mmm."

I'm not feeling to well, i have a bad case of the runs. But Sheila came over last night and I got to pull an Angry Bill Cosby on her.

by R3825 November 13, 2007

Angry Pilgrim

1.(v) The morning after having sex, you kick the girl out of her own bed and wipe your penis on the sheets and curtains.

(Nothing makes a pilgrim angrier than dirty curtains)

That right there is an angry pilgrim.

by Mr. Sexington July 28, 2008

Angry Sasquatch

The act of stomping on a womans foot so hard that it becomes extremely swollen, then having at least 5 guys give her an Abe Lincoln (jizz on her face, cut off their pubes and throw them in her face). She will look like a hairy big foot or sasquatch and chances are she will be quite angry.

That bitch wouldn't give me a blumpkin, so me and my pals gave her an angry sasquatch!

by Big Freak January 5, 2009

Angry Yoda

Whilst having anal sex with a female hop on her back and tell her "strong with the force young skywalker is". Then as she complains tell her, "that is why you fail". Then, remove your weiner and commense hitting her in the head with it until you cum in her hair.
"Did you hear what padame or panda bear or whatever the fuck her name is did with darth vader?"

"NO?!"

I gave her an angry Yoda last night.

by Slinky1264 December 19, 2008