Anal rodeo

When a male tells his freinds about an upcoming rondevous with the opposite sex. They create a secret word that they are going to use (i.e. go). As the couple is engaging in the act of lovemaking, the man forces his member into the womans anus at which time he also yells "go". His freinds break down the door to turn this rodeo into a spectator sport, while the man tries to stay in for at least 8 seconds as the woman bucks around.
Note: a harness, sturups, boots, a saddle, reins, or any other type of bull riding accessory may be used.
P.S. rodeo clown suggested.

One time I stayed in for 15 seconds during an anal rodeo and you can pick up the example porno at your local porn shop.

by Jared Wade August 8, 2006

Anal Knievel

When a male performing intercourse from behind grabs his partner’s hair, pulls there head back and ejaculates onto their face through a parabolic trajectory reminiscent of motor cycle jumps performed by dare devil Evil Knievel.

get ready baby.. anal knievel is about to take the stage

by Scrotehammer September 18, 2006

A sailor of anal ports

A term used for a gay man.
Another term for a rear end ranger
Someone who likes to sail his chuffy up as many anal cannals as possible

Watch out Steven is a sailor of anal ports.
I hear Steven likes to play captin chuffy while sailing into anal ports.

by T5Nutter June 28, 2006

Michigan Anal

What Rich Rod did to Michigan football

I thought I got a sweet deal on that car, but the salesman just gave me some Michigan anal.

by Exhortera December 25, 2009

anal-eze

I lubricant/suppository used for the anal cavity that has novacaine in it to dull the pain caused by a large penis. Could be used on a man or woman, which ever way you swing.

Lisa complained alot about my penis size until I used anal-eze. Now she hardly(no pun intended) feels a thing!

by Dennis Dragon August 25, 2006

Anal implosion

Every so often, an unlucky person will suddenly be sucked into his/her own anal cavity, and dissapear into nothing. This phenomenon has also been rumored to be caused by too much buttsex.

A shocking news story: Today a local man died of anal implosion. Sadly, any remains of him are nowhere to be seen.

by Jesus LOL January 16, 2006

Anal Sex

Sex where the man inserts his penis into the partner's Anus. Can be used either as Homosexual or Heterosexual. Has bad stigma as gay man only sex, but, several women thouroughly enjoy anal stimulation... as well as most straight men also enjoy (or would enjoy, assuming they had open minds and experemented with their girlfriends/wife's, yes, STRAIGHT).

"I fucked shelly in the ass last night"
or
"I slammed my cock in her tight ass"
or
"I love getting a hard cock in my ass"
or
"I love it when she eats my ass"

by The Assmaster September 2, 2005