A real low down and dirty son of a bitch that'll put the can in cannibalism if you get between him an a hot meal when he's hungry. Either patient as hell or temper on a hair trigger, one of the two. Slightly, vindictive slightly savage side that finds trouble. Goes with the name; defender of man. He's loyal. He's full of shit and can be annoying at times. And how oblivious he can be is infruriating. The reality is he has a shy sensitive side and has no game.
Omeegee you're an Alistair!? Your dick too big, too much effort get f*ck out
But I paid for an hour
You go now, f*ck off, too big, no refund, get f*ck out.
Bro that guy Alistair we did cocaine with in the back alley that time was such a chill dude. He bought a bag and got $5 change from the dealer.
I can't believe Alistair broke up with me after 'not reciporicating oral sex' was played in a game of cards against humanity. He was so good with his tongue and fingers.
What?? You weren't sucking his dick?
No, didn't need to, do you have any idea how huge that thing is?
But I paid for an hour
You go now, f*ck off, too big, no refund, get f*ck out.
Bro that guy Alistair we did cocaine with in the back alley that time was such a chill dude. He bought a bag and got $5 change from the dealer.
I can't believe Alistair broke up with me after 'not reciporicating oral sex' was played in a game of cards against humanity. He was so good with his tongue and fingers.
What?? You weren't sucking his dick?
No, didn't need to, do you have any idea how huge that thing is?
by woke@$6ruh July 23, 2022
Get the Alistair mug.Alishba is a very shy and socially anxious girl. She's stunning but doesn't realize it. Alishba has a pretty hard time making friends and never talks to boys, but once you get to know her, you see that she has a great sense of humor and that she's an excellent friend. Truly a wonderful person to have around.
Person 1: Omg, this girl is so shy but I got to know her and she has a cool personality!
Person 2: She must be an Alishba.
Person 2: She must be an Alishba.
by HarryPotterBuffy August 5, 2022
Get the Alishba mug.A quiet kind hearted girl who's been hurt too many times for her true potential to show but still manages to pull through and anyone she wants with ease . She's beyond gorgeous but wouldn't belive you if you said it. Searching for a moment of peace she always manages to end up in some bullshit. An unbothered somewhat mentally stable hotty
by Acdrs September 28, 2022
Get the Alisha mug.
"alistaircase is so true"
by uhhuuhhuhuhhuhustairs October 8, 2022
Get the alistaircase mug.by *Fredonia* October 29, 2022
Get the Alisa mug.by immidiggory22 November 2, 2022
Get the alisha mug.