alcopops

When you put your beer in freezer to get cold faster, and it's in too long so it's frozen. Making it separate so it taste on good.

Oh shit, I put my six pack of beer in the freezer to get cold, but I forgot it so it's a alcopops now!

by Mykie December 7, 2006

alcoLOL

a picture of a drunk person, captioned with funny, cute, ridiculous, or nonsense words in IMPACT font. Like a LOLcat, but more of a LOLdrunk.

take a picture of that wasted kid in line ordering at a 24hr McDonald's... we can caption it 'I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?'

that is an alcoLOL.

by alcoLOLz March 25, 2009

Alcoholzheimer's Disease

Periodic dementia brought on by excessive alcohol consumption in social environments.

You talk to somebody at a party at length about life, the universe, and everything. Weeks later you see the same person again in "normal" life, you can't remember a thing you said or talked about, or even if you've ever met at all. The only lingering sensation is one of embarrassment from the possibility that you mispronounced the word "lambatse" multiple times. This is a symptom of Alcoholzheimer's Disease. See a doctor.

by Chuck Lindo October 22, 2010

alcohooligan

a person who engages in hooliganism after drinking alcohol.

He is not a hooligan. He is just an alcohooligan. He engages in rowdy behaviour and shenanigans when he gets drunk.

by uttam maharjan October 3, 2010

alcoholocaust

noun. a period in time when alcohol was shunned.

"Did you go Baptist Betty's party last Friday? Man, it was really the alcholocaust!"

by T.W. February 9, 2004

classy alcoholic

A person who has a severe alcohol problem in which they try to hide by calling it "classy". Most classy alcoholics are short and fat, due to lack of excersize and unhealthy eating habits and they are either from Jersey or pretend to be from Jersey (Snooky from The Jersey Shore). This term is used to mask a persons alcoholic behaviors from public ridicule and avoid interference from family members and friends who are trying to help. Common characteristics of a classy alcoholic are sleeping thoughout the day and staying up all night, consuming massive amounts of alcohol on religious days such as sundays, wearing clothing that is entirely too tight which shows every lump of a persons body, loud and belligerent public behavior, streams of cuss words when on the phone (especially with family members), rude and pigheadedness, and the belief that they are a princess when in fact, they are no more than fat, annoying, people who talk shit about others in order to cover up that they have a drinking problem and they hate their lives. Classy alcoholics can trip and fall without spilling one drop of their SoCo (Southern Comfort) which can be beneficial at times. The lack of true friends and pain of living a promiscuous and loveless life will eventually kill the classy alcoholics faster than the eminent alcohol poisoning in their futures.

D'anna: No one can have any of my SoCo! It's Sunday night and it's time for me to drankkk! It's okay though because I'm a classy alcoholic.

The world: What a dumb fat bitch. I hope she gets hit by a car.

D'anna: I DGAF what you people say!

The world: Obviously, because if you did you would have laid off the Mcdonalds 3 years ago.

by trainofwonder16 August 16, 2010

classy alcoholic

Two words used to describe an individual that is a closet alcoholic. Some symptoms include drinking on Sundays, Weekdays, they are loud, and they think they are the "bees Knees". Typically these individuals think they live fabulous Lifestyles but in reality they suck and nobody likes them or wants to be around them.

slut 1: its Sunday night what should we do?
slut 2: lets go to scottsdale and act like movie stars and drink malt liquor
slut 1: great idea! i hope i get laid by a nigger tonight because im a classy alcoholic

by fucks mcgoothey are loud, and August 16, 2010