Tragedy Averted

WHAT!? BEYONCE ALMOST CAUGHT A STRAY!?

Hym "Nonononono, the carry part is THIS: The news anchor starts by saying 'TRAGEDY AVERTED' Beyonce almost got hit by a stray bullet! Do you know WHY Beyonce didn't get hit!? Because a passerby TOOK THE BULLET TO THE HEAD! HOW IS THAT A TRAGEDY AVERTED!? MORE LIKE 'TRAGEDY DEFERED!' WOW BRO! That is fucking WILD! They said she would have took it in the arm or shoulder if it would have hit her so... It would have been BETTER if she got hit! I don't know if the passerby is dead but I ASSUME they are but yeah. TRAGEDY AVERTED! Somebody took a bullet for Beyonce (who wouldn't have died if she had taken it herself). Crazy!"

by Hym Iam March 14, 2025

Denture Adventure

Trolling elderly females for a highly coveted toothless gum job aka hot gummy.

Bro ever since I got this night job at the geriatric center, every shift is a denture adventure.

Hey bruhhh gotta tell ya your gammy was a denture adventure but she finally popped them out for me last night.

Bro why do you always go to bingo nights? Oh braaaahhh it’s a true denture adventure. I hit bingo last time and had my other balls pulled with a skin to skin gummy from the reigning champion in the back of my Prius.

by Dick Onchin January 31, 2026

Tangy Adventure

When you have severe anal herpes and you shit causing the shit to rub against the herpes bumps.

"I had a tangy adventure after bottoming that femboy the other day dude".

by Therollingrapeshitter February 24, 2026

anime adventures

the best anime tower defense game on roblox.

that game is so anime adventures.

by convivialtiger May 18, 2025

Domestic Adventurism

Domestic Adventurism (noun): The strategic deployment of national militarized forces within a nation’s own territory, where the primary intent is to provoke escalation, civilian resistance to gain emergency powers, create propaganda, institutional or personal aggrandizement, or demonstrate impunity rather than the stated reason for the operations.

Origin: Coined in 2025 in response to militarized federal operations in American cities.

The deployment of federal forces in the South Shore neighborhood of Chicago was a clear act of Domestic Adventurism, designed to provoke a confrontation and justify the expansion of federal power, rather than to ensure public safety.

by FluidHistory November 19, 2025

Five Inch Adventure

A nick-name for a blunt coined by Artifacts in their song Lower Da Boom. Called so for the approximate length of a blunt

Sit back and light the five inch adventure

by yannidepp December 5, 2009

Choose Your Own Adventargh

Choose Your Own Adventure: from the original name of series of gamebooks, Choose Your Own Adventure.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Choose Your Own Adventargh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Choose Your Own Adventure.

"Choose Your Own Adventargh!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 16, 2013