Hank Aaron Hailstorm

While having sweet doggy style intercourse with a female, you proceed to deficate in your hand and toss it up into the ceiling fan, thus creating a hail storm of feces.

I was totally porking susan last night and i decided to hank aaron hailstorm that hoe!

by ahar April 25, 2010

Pulled a aaron

When you constantly cause harm to yourself in the most common situations

I got up off the couch an stubbed my toe, i just pulled a aaron

by Pj mother fucker June 12, 2013

Asa Aaron

1.a young man of african-american background. rocks a fro and is so awesome he makes angels cry at his awesomeness.
2. an alternative to the word awesome, describing something more than awesome.

1. Hey, did you see Asa Aaron? Dat nigga raw.
2. Did you see that Barack Obama speech? It was so asa aaron.

by AaronBeaste February 13, 2009

national aaron day

national aaron day is every february 22nd.

did you know that national aaron day is on 2/22/22 this year!!
no way that’s so cool!

by zivina February 22, 2022

Aaron/Ruka Sarashina

A femboy who spends most of his time working at taco bell or comparing the size of his cock to a monster energy drink. He simps for Rem from rezero on the weekends. Also known as the ultimate horny ass weeb

Aaron/ruka sarashina: *sends a picture of his thighs to the GC*
Jerome: nice
Bread: bruh
Austin: I'd use those thighs as a pillow 👍
Aaron: I would too if they weren't my thighs

by Bread but original July 15, 2021

Aaron's Life

When Aaron goes on a date he cant kiss his girl because he is allergic to all kinds of make-up, including lipstick!

(Life)

Aaron's life in short

Aaron and Bess.
Bess trys to kiss Aaron.
Aaron: Are you wearing lipstick?
Bess: Of course!
Aaron: Oh, erm. I'm, allergic to make-up.
Bess: Then what can we do?
Aaron: Well we could..

Next school day...

Thomas: Why are you so red? You look a bit like how I did when I fuc...erm...NOTHING.
Aaron: Bess.
Thomas: You didn't!?.
Aaron: Yeah, I couldn't stop her so...
Dylan(BobHazUzi): Wazz up?
Thomas: well Aaron di... HEY WAIT, BESS IS MY...
Aaron: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dylan: let me guess, Bess?
Thomas: Bess is a B****!!!!!!!!!!!:(
Dylan: Wait, you did Bess!?
Thomas: Uh, it was more like, er, rape...
Owen: Hey guys, whats up???
Aaron,Thomas and Dylan: Oh S***!!!

by Aryo.7 November 15, 2010

Aaron complex

When one has the illusion that they are sexy, while in reality, they are the exact opposite.

*Guy walks into a bar*
Guy: Hey there, do you enjoy my sexiness?
Girl: Get the hell away from me.
Bartender: Sir, I think you're suffering from an Aaron complex.

by nacixem October 27, 2011