avento

Avento is a fast-paced team sport. The central object of the game is a ball (although sometimes multiple balls can be used). The field on which it is played is not flat, but can contain small hills/walls/tunnels. The most important rule is that no player may have continuous contact with the ball for over a second. (Bouncing the ball between hands is allowed.) Points are scored by throwing/kicking the ball through a hole in the wall at the opposite side of the field.

During a game of Avento, I managed to shake off my direct opponent in one of the tunnels, after which I managed to throw the ball through the scoring holes.

by Atlantia January 9, 2008

advertog

A blog which is a blatant advert for the author

That blog is obviously just an advert. It is an advertog.

by cz2000cz December 6, 2010

Advertain

The act of advertising an event (mostly movies, Plays/musicals, ect), in such a random manner, it grabs the attention of &/or seems entertaining to the general public.

He's trying so hard to advertain the entire school to see Anything Goes this april. We haven't even finished auditions yet.

by J-Kenn January 17, 2011

advertising science

The kind of science where facts are invented in order to support claims that promote product sales.

Advertising Science studies show that when a middle aged man even looks at a testosterone supplement, their youth and sexual vigor returns instantly.

by dutchmonkey February 18, 2014

adverteasement

When an ad won't go away when you hit the X button, or it makes you wait 5 seconds.

YouTube is so annoying, with all the adverteasements

and stuff.

by thepotatoofgold May 3, 2014

advertrolling

Garnering attention for a product or service by trolling the politically correct public for reactionary outrage.

Example: Amazon launched a highly successful advertrolling campaign for "Man in the High Tower" on November 24, 2015, when it plastered a New York City subway with Nazi symbolism. The offensive symbolism was promptly removed in response to public outcry, as was expected, but not before the show, which paints a grim picture of an alternate reality in which the Axis powers had won WWII, had received a great deal of attention.

See also: trolling advertising PC butthurt outrage consumerism reactionary marketing

by SomeHamster February 27, 2016

Advertisement

Advertisement is maybe the most hated thing on the internet.
Some of them are for showing products, services, clickbait, viruses, etc.

Try an adblocker if you don't want to see any advertisement.

1: Wait what.. What is this square looking thingy?
2: Uhh that's and advertisement.
1: Well sh!t.

by Fpurnocgtriaomn November 26, 2017