Walking on water

When your sitting on the toilet and your balls hang down and touch the water

Dude I just took a massive dump and I was Walking on water the whole time

by im bjorn June 22, 2019

Lip Walk

The act of taking a nice long (or in some case short) walk around while dipping (chewing tobacco). Having the freedom to be able to spit wherever you wish, while enjoying the open air and freedom.

"Man i was so stressed out the other day from school, i just had to go take a nice long lip walk"
"Yeah bro, i would've been i've been under SO much stress from work."

by ChewyMcGee April 09, 2010

walking wounded

To walk, or stumble around..either at a party or any social gathering under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Usually used when one friend is seen holding an alcoholic beverage severely wasted.

does he have another beer in his hand? yeah man, he's been walking wounded for the past hour

by barness910 April 03, 2011

walking the dog

Spanking the monkey, beating off, wacking off, masterbation

I got caught walking the dog last night.

by Glen January 09, 2004

air walk

a form of popping using your feet to
twist and turn in also a form of gliding

his air walk is awesome it looks like
hes gliding on thin air

by fingaz August 14, 2005

a walking oxymoron

a person who's name contradicts itself.

Scott English is a walking oxymoron

by the shawrt yin April 13, 2011

walked to first

When you are not sure if you should kiss a girl, but she goes in for it, allowing you to take first base without much effort on your part.

Eric: "Dude, did you get any on your first date?"
Daniel: "I really wasn't planning on anything, but I ended up getting walked to first."
Eric: "HELL YEAH!"

by magicfingahs October 14, 2009